Cucumber, WV

TexasforevEER

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OK...............I am starting up a pickle factory in (of all places).........Cucumber, WV. It just sounds right. If you know anything about planting, tending and then harvesting pickles...........get in touch with TorontoEERs. He the Big Cheese on allz my pickle factory undertakings. You will have to find the job site on your own.............and pay your own bus or taxi fare to get there. Onct you get there.............I will pay you hunnardts! Yes...............HUNNARDT's to work them pickles! Airport.............you are listening? Steady work interest you and the family?
 

BombadEER

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OK...............I am starting up a pickle factory in (of all places).........Cucumber, WV. It just sounds right. If you know anything about planting, tending and then harvesting pickles...........get in touch with TorontoEERs. He the Big Cheese on allz my pickle factory undertakings. You will have to find the job site on your own.............and pay your own bus or taxi fare to get there. Onct you get there.............I will pay you hunnardts! Yes...............HUNNARDT's to work them pickles! Airport.............you are listening? Steady work interest you and the family?
Sounds pretty sour to me
 

spartanEER

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Sounds pretty sweet to me. (I'm an optimist and not all pickles are sour). ;)
Best wishes with your business TexasforevEER.
 
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Orlaco

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Ok...ok... ...so I was an adult before I knew pickles were made using cucumbers. Give it a rest.
 

BigBoEer

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OK...............I am starting up a pickle factory in (of all places).........Cucumber, WV. It just sounds right. If you know anything about planting, tending and then harvesting pickles...........get in touch with TorontoEERs. He the Big Cheese on allz my pickle factory undertakings. You will have to find the job site on your own.............and pay your own bus or taxi fare to get there. Onct you get there.............I will pay you hunnardts! Yes...............HUNNARDT's to work them pickles! Airport.............you are listening? Steady work interest you and the family?
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My brother and I were born and raised in the Cucumber area. He played Little League games in Cucumber.
 

hbeacheer

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What kind of signing bonus do you offer? I need the dough $$$. I'll check with toronto but I figured the big cheese who started this operation would know how much the sign on bonus is.
 

torontoeers

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What kind of signing bonus do you offer? I need the dough $$$. I'll check with toronto but I figured the big cheese who started this operation would know how much the sign on bonus is.
hbeacheer...you a Pens fan...this goes a long way toward a big sign on bonus! I'm talkin to shiney shoes boss Warez...stay tuned!!!!
 

hbeacheer

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Excellent news Torontoeers. I have a long commute to cucumber town, but that sign on bonus and use of the company jet will help ease some of those travel costs. I have lots to learn about this business but I'm a worker bee that doesn't stop. Put a good word in to the boss man.


hbeacheer...you a Pens fan...this goes a long way toward a big sign on bonus! I'm talkin to shiney shoes boss Warez...stay tuned!!!!
 

Airport

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OK...............I am starting up a pickle factory in (of all places).........Cucumber, WV. It just sounds right. If you know anything about planting, tending and then harvesting pickles...........get in touch with TorontoEERs. He the Big Cheese on allz my pickle factory undertakings. You will have to find the job site on your own.............and pay your own bus or taxi fare to get there. Onct you get there.............I will pay you hunnardts! Yes...............HUNNARDT's to work them pickles! Airport.............you are listening? Steady work interest you and the family?
U should have put job out on ndeed website I would have seen it on my commodore 64
 

TexasforevEER

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TorontoEERs.................pay the sign on bonus and then see is the young feller wurf a dam. You tried Paper (agin my better judgment) and you see halz that werked out. But, don't pay no bus fare on the Greyhound or Tri-City Traction lines. Keep me posted. Warez
 

hbeacheer

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Sweet dill warez and Torontoeers! Word out here is that you guys are rollin in the dough $$$!! Paper struggled with that hard labor and the day to day stuff. Not me. I'm like the energizer bunny on crack minus the crack. (I'll pass the pee test don't worry.;)
 

TexasforevEER

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Sweet dill warez and Torontoeers! Word out here is that you guys are rollin in the dough $$$!! Paper struggled with that hard labor and the day to day stuff. Not me. I'm like the energizer bunny on crack minus the crack. (I'll pass the pee test don't worry.;)

TorontoEERs gonna pay you hunnardts! You get yoself on down to Cucumber and make your name in the world............ole Son! Now, let's just forget abut Paper. He hid his bus fare down up in under his work boots and never made the trip. Know what I mean? One more thing. I plan to have TorontoEERs hare my entire extended family. Airport and the rest of the clan gonna make HUNNARDTS! No more welfare for my kin folks! No sireee. Warez
 

TexasforevEER

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My brother and I were born and raised in the Cucumber area. He played Little League games in Cucumber.

I couldn't make the grade for the Cucumber Little League team but let me tell you ............i was robbed right there in Cucumber. I could throw a slider that looked like it was rolling off a table just as it crossed the plate. Even the coaches couldn't hit it and the umps couldn't call it. I was major league material. I am talking MAJOR LEAGUE ..........ole son!