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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Mav- Buddy. If you want. We'll go egg his house. I know we can't do anything like hunt him down at night and cut his Achilles tendon. Wish we could. So maybe we just egg his house.
Haha, I just might take you up on that. I've said for years that if I could get any settlement I wanted, it wouldn't be millions of dollars and it wouldn't be the death penalty. All I'd want is to spend 5 minutes per week alone with him in a locked room -- kind of a modified Texas Cage Match -- without any criminal or civil repercussions
. Just five minutes.
 

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Mav, I hear ya. And nothing would make me happier for you doing that. Yet, I don't wanna see ya go to jail. But boy I bet 5 minutes is enough time to do a number over him.
 
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Originally posted by Willy4UK:

Mav, I hear ya. And nothing would make me happier for you doing that. Yet, I don't wanna see ya go to jail. But boy I bet 5 minutes is enough time to do a number over him.
-- man I'd sneak a ball bat in and just friggin' wail on that bastard's back (that's where Dad's pain was the worst -- myeloma's chief, initial symptom is horrendous lower back pain). I'd be like Eddie and Charlie Murphy beating the **** out of Rick James's legs haha.




Dude I gotta say...and I mean this with all due respect cause, you know, she's your wife and all...brother she's a stone-cold babe
. I bet Megacon was a blast.
 

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I've never done Acid, but I would imagine around of a bunch of dudes dressed like comic book characters is either A) awesome, or 2) very very frightening.
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
I've never done Acid, but I would imagine around of a bunch of dudes dressed like comic book characters is either A) awesome, or 2) very very frightening.

 
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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
I've never done Acid, but I would imagine around of a bunch of dudes dressed like comic book characters is either A) awesome, or 2) very very frightening.
I've mentioned this before but I don't drink (or at least I didn't until a few weeks ago -- more on this in a moment*), so it's not a stretch to say I haven't done acid either. HOWEVER, I'm at a stage where I could see myself really enjoying dropping a hit or two and going to a comic book/Star Trek or Wars convention and having a blast
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*RE: drinking...At that trivia night a few weeks ago (where the bathroom lock was a nail) we got to talking about moonshine and my buddies were telling me how good it was and that it would touch you up without you realizing it. Sooooooo, a couple weeks ago I decided to try some after googling moonshine on the intranet. Junior's Midnight Moon to be exact...



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Wifey wanted to try the strawberry version. 100 Proof. I "sipped" the equivalent of about 6 oz and
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I felt like Dewey Cox. "I want me some more of that white lightnin' cause it started turnin' all my bad feelins into good feelins"
 

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I tried some other brand of store-bought 'Shine a few months ago (cheaper than Mav's brand). I legitimately thought I was having a medical issue because of how fast it 'worked'. Started sweating, getting dizzy, having trouble breathing (not really). It was nothing like the real stuff from the hills.

See. That's why I stick to girl drinks. Relatively fast working and makes me sleepy.
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
I tried some other brand of store-bought 'Shine a few months ago (cheaper than Mav's brand). I legitimately thought I was having a medical issue because of how fast it 'worked'. Started sweating, getting dizzy, having trouble breathing (not really). It was nothing like the real stuff from the hills.

See. That's why I stick to girl drinks. Relatively fast working and makes me sleepy.

 
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Mav, sorry about you and your dad's bad experience with that Dr. Believe me, I know the frustration of wanting to straighten some things out that just aren't right, but continue on as if they are right. Wouldn't it be nice to straighten things out? All within the law of course.

UKGrad, how ya doing fellow? What's the latest? How's that youngun'?

Willy my man!

55, crazy pics. Looks like that lady has two other bald headed guys pinned against that one guy laying on his back.

Mash, Desperado, Hesh, Fun, LEK, others, Happy Wednesday! FCC.
 
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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
I tried some other brand of store-bought 'Shine a few months ago (cheaper than Mav's brand). I legitimately thought I was having a medical issue because of how fast it 'worked'.
Exactly. I dunno how long it takes for other drinks to kick in, but I swear within 2-3 minutes my face felt like I had stuck it in a 500 degree oven and I started giggling.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:


Originally posted by Willy4UK:

Mav, I hear ya. And nothing would make me happier for you doing that. Yet, I don't wanna see ya go to jail. But boy I bet 5 minutes is enough time to do a number over him.
-- man I'd sneak a ball bat in and just friggin' wail on that bastard's back (that's where Dad's pain was the worst -- myeloma's chief, initial symptom is horrendous lower back pain). I'd be like Eddie and Charlie Murphy beating the **** out of Rick James's legs haha.




Dude I gotta say...and I mean this with all due respect cause, you know, she's your wife and all...brother she's a stone-cold babe
. I bet Megacon was a blast.
hahaha hilarious man. Absolutely hilarious.

Congrats on the sip of 'shine! Alcohol is the gateway drug to acid ya know.

55- That drink is called a Bloody Sand Dune.
 

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That first one is either a Beached Whale or a Chunktini. Not sure which.



FCC - I'm just trying to stay busy. I do fine as long as my mind is occupied. My daughter is enjoying getting to sleep a little longer and having her mom drop her off at school. Sometimes they take the dog. I wish I could stop waking up an hour before my alarm. That is the worst. My wife has applied to several jobs, just waiting to hear back Grievance filed yesterday. She has an appointment with the union guy tomorrow.
 
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Originally posted by Willy4UK:

Congrats on the sip of 'shine! Alcohol is the gateway drug to acid ya know.
Man I have to say I liked it. A lot. I can definitely see the appeal
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The only other "drug" I've ever tried just for the hell of it was one of wifey's Provigils a few years back after she had been diagnosed with a mild form of narcolepsy. I had been really dragging for a few days from lack of sleep and thought WTF I'm gonna try one and...

OMFG IT WAS THE GREATEST **** EVER !!!!



I had energy like I'd never experienced and my brain felt "ALIVE" but in a good way. I got more stuff done in that one day than I had the previous month. Was really cool.
 

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Originally posted by FutureCityCats:

Mav, sorry about you and your dad's bad experience with that Dr. Believe me, I know the frustration of wanting to straighten some things out that just aren't right, but continue on as if they are right. Wouldn't it be nice to straighten things out? All within the law of course.

UKGrad, how ya doing fellow? What's the latest? How's that youngun'?

Willy my man!

55, crazy pics. Looks like that lady has two other bald headed guys pinned against that one guy laying on his back.

Mash, Desperado, Hesh, Fun, LEK, others, Happy Wednesday! FCC.
Back Atcha, FCC!
 
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Haha, dude I'm tellin' ya, it had such a profound effect on me it was scary. I didn't take another for a couple of weeks cause I was afraid I'd get hooked on 'em. I remember something was coming up ( I think it was a trivia night), so I was gonna take one to see if it would help and when I asked wifey for the bottle she said she threw them away (she wasn't taking them any more cause it really effed her up lol). YOU THREW THEM AWAY???? M-FGDSOBWTFEADDIAFAREYOUTOUCHINGCRAZY????

Man I was pissed lol. She said she did it cause it scared her how I acted when I took the first one
but man I felt grrrrrrrEEEEATTTTTTTTTT!!!!! -- like Tony the Tiger on roids...

 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
Haha, dude I'm tellin' ya, it had such a profound effect on me it was scary. I didn't take another for a couple of weeks cause I was afraid I'd get hooked on 'em. I remember something was coming up ( I think it was a trivia night), so I was gonna take one to see if it would help and when I asked wifey for the bottle she said she threw them away (she wasn't taking them any more cause it really effed her up lol). YOU THREW THEM AWAY???? M-FGDSOBWTFEADDIAFAREYOUTOUCHINGCRAZY????

Man I was pissed lol. She said she did it cause it scared her how I acted when I took the first one
but man I felt grrrrrrrEEEEATTTTTTTTTT!!!!! -- like Tony the Tiger on roids...



 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
Haha, dude I'm tellin' ya, it had such a profound effect on me it was scary. I didn't take another for a couple of weeks cause I was afraid I'd get hooked on 'em. I remember something was coming up ( I think it was a trivia night), so I was gonna take one to see if it would help and when I asked wifey for the bottle she said she threw them away (she wasn't taking them any more cause it really effed her up lol). YOU THREW THEM AWAY???? M-FGDSOBWTFEADDIAFAREYOUTOUCHINGCRAZY????

Man I was pissed lol. She said she did it cause it scared her how I acted when I took the first one
but man I felt grrrrrrrEEEEATTTTTTTTTT!!!!! -- like Tony the Tiger on roids...

Word is they're considering this ish as "over the counter", since it's non-addictive.
 
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Originally posted by Desperado_1955:


Originally posted by maverick1:
Haha, dude I'm tellin' ya, it had such a profound effect on me it was scary. I didn't take another for a couple of weeks cause I was afraid I'd get hooked on 'em. I remember something was coming up ( I think it was a trivia night), so I was gonna take one to see if it would help and when I asked wifey for the bottle she said she threw them away (she wasn't taking them any more cause it really effed her up lol). YOU THREW THEM AWAY???? M-FGDSOBWTFEADDIAFAREYOUTOUCHINGCRAZY????

Man I was pissed lol. She said she did it cause it scared her how I acted when I took the first one
but man I felt grrrrrrrEEEEATTTTTTTTTT!!!!! -- like Tony the Tiger on roids...

Word is they're considering this ish as "over the counter", since it's non-addictive.
It'll never make it. Back in the 70's I had a DEA agent tell me that when Demerol first came out in Birmingham, it was OTC. He said people were filling up shopping carts with it. Didn't last long. FCC.
 
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Originally posted by Desperado_1955:
Word is they're considering this ish as "over the counter", since it's non-addictive.
Seriously? Man I'd be all over it like Tic-Tacs.

I'm not kidding, Provigil is the absolute mack-daddy-est bomb-diggity-est of all mack daddy bomb diggity bombs.
 

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They give you wings, dude.

Provigil sounds cool, though. Cannot imagine what OTC stuff I'll have at my disposal when I'm really old and really dgaf.
 
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Originally posted by Mashburned:
They give you wings, dude.

Provigil sounds cool, though. Cannot imagine what OTC stuff I'll have at my disposal when I'm really old and really dgaf.
To lazy to look but I think Provigil has to do with dopamine. FCC.
 

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have you ever seen a flying winged dickbutt unicorn onnnnnnn provigiiiiiiiil? *john stewart voice*


I'm way too chicken to try any of that stuff because I know I'd be a maniac addict who refused to lose. I'm a little alarmed at how easy it is to get prescription drugs.

Any good books/studies/documentaries about the dirty underworld of the Rx business? Adderal for one boggles my mind. I'd love to do/see a study on that stuff on college campuses...or just Rx drugs in general. No telling how many kids are doing meth thinking it's "molly"...like Nelly.
 

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I JUST watched a Netflocumentary (although linked to Youtube here as apparently it's on there too) on this subject a few nights ago, although it related more specifically to MDMA. "What's In my Baggie?"

Some dudebros started a thing where they go around to all of the music festivals and test people's drugs to make sure they are what they say they are. Turns out, pretty much everyone was taking bathsalts instead of molly.

Moral of the story - don't go to music festivals.
 

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That sounds hilarious. Going to watch that.

Dude, you're actually inhaling bath saltz, meth, and a little bit of baby laxative. How do you feel now?

BRO I FEEL GREAT BRO THIS MOLLY SOOO GOOD BRO I LOVE IT MORE
 

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On a related note, tons of really interesting stuff has come out of Vice over the last few years related to drugs. Specifically, Hamilton Morris who has his own thing called "Hamilton's Pharmacopeia".

In the series, he dives into all kinds of drugs from an educational perspective....traveling all over the world to find the most crazy ones and ultimately does them himself to document the effects.

A good way to burn several hours. Also does topics not specifically related to drugs....for instance, sensory deprivation chambers. (Although he does get baked out of his brain prior to entering them)
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:

Originally posted by Desperado_1955:
Word is they're considering this ish as "over the counter", since it's non-addictive.
Seriously? Man I'd be all over it like Tic-Tacs.

I'm not kidding, Provigil is the absolute mack-daddy-est bomb-diggity-est of all mack daddy bomb diggity bombs.
I've got to try this, then. My liver is gonna be touched up by alcohol anyway, so why not finish it off on a high note.