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Bad traffic, 6 PM game, snow, freezing cold. All things that contributed to a bad night. We have a weather guy that goes by Joe Winters. That fat sumbitch loves him some winter and freezing *** temps. I want to punch him right in the face. FU Joe Winters and your old man.
Yeah, I realized last night that I may have been insensitive about Austin's dogs. My bad Austin.
Hip staples came out Monday..Everything is going pretty good with that
PT three times a week at home..She is about 6'2" kinda old maid lookin and always wants to see my wound. First gal I had was a UK grad and a knockout. I guess the young bucks get the cuties and us old guys get leftovers but she is good at what she does. I just had this vision of some naughty lil thang wanting to do carnal damage physical therapy. Nurse comes twice a week to check on me.
Cats worried me last night..I figure we are gonna lose to somebody but not at home.
Come on spring time ...cold azz weather can suck it!
PT three times a week at home..She is about 6'2" kinda old maid lookin and always wants to see my wound. First gal I had was a UK grad and a knockout. I guess the young bucks get the cuties and us old guys get leftovers but she is good at what she does. I just had this vision of some naughty lil thang wanting to do carnal damage physical therapy. Nurse comes twice a week to check on me.
Cats worried me last night..I figure we are gonna lose to somebody but not at home.
Come on spring time ...cold azz weather can suck it!
Lol
"Man, you're telling me I get painkillers and a hot lil thang specialized in carnal damage PT? I'll see you a few months from now for my other hip, Doc." - mashburned
Getting old wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the butt stuff. Y'all have me utterly terrified of the butt stuff.
I blame myself for the lack of enthusiasm thus far this year. I hereby resolve to do better.Originally posted by Willy4UK:
I really wish Isaiah Briscoe's first name was "Lenny," in honor of one of my fave Law & Order detectives.Boobs are still greatMuck Ol' Fiss. Like Butch (Bruce Willis) said in Pulp Fiction, paraphrasing, "Uck Fem -- if they had played better they would have won."I've started weight training again for softball. It's obviously a little late, but I should be ready for the season opener in April.Boobs
I've actually been busy working this afternoon.
- Got a sort of work related phone call from my brother (we average talking about once a year). He had a truckload of scrap metal & old elecctrical switches set off a radiation detector at a scrap yard. After a little digging, I was able to give him some guidance.
- Got a call from a physicist asking questions about a surgeon that wants to use a new technique that uses radioactive seeds to localize breast tumors. Mostly told him I don't know.
- Phone call number 3 from a new researcher with questions.
- There are some days that I end up in the OR while a patient is getting radiaiton treatment for breast cancer. On the plus side, you get to see a boob. On the down side, they are usually not on 20-30 year old women. They are generally saggy and have a big hole cut in the side. Boobs are cool, but not when they are old and I can see inside them.
- It burns me that Ole Miss played so well last night. I wanted the Cats to destroy them. At least the Cats won.
- I think -20 is too cold to walk my dog. Took him for a walk at half time last night, he did ok, but started limping some. I think his paw was cold. Wife tried to take him this morning, but didn't get far before having to turn back. May have to get him some doggy boots.
- Got a sort of work related phone call from my brother (we average talking about once a year). He had a truckload of scrap metal & old elecctrical switches set off a radiation detector at a scrap yard. After a little digging, I was able to give him some guidance.
- Got a call from a physicist asking questions about a surgeon that wants to use a new technique that uses radioactive seeds to localize breast tumors. Mostly told him I don't know.
- Phone call number 3 from a new researcher with questions.
- There are some days that I end up in the OR while a patient is getting radiaiton treatment for breast cancer. On the plus side, you get to see a boob. On the down side, they are usually not on 20-30 year old women. They are generally saggy and have a big hole cut in the side. Boobs are cool, but not when they are old and I can see inside them.
- It burns me that Ole Miss played so well last night. I wanted the Cats to destroy them. At least the Cats won.
- I think -20 is too cold to walk my dog. Took him for a walk at half time last night, he did ok, but started limping some. I think his paw was cold. Wife tried to take him this morning, but didn't get far before having to turn back. May have to get him some doggy boots.
93 "Boobs are cool, but not when they are old and I can see inside them."
I dunno man. I dunno. I think old tits are like train wrecks. You wanna turn your head, but something keeps you rubber neckin'.
But yeah, I get it. I'm geriatrics side of things too. Had one caregiver video tape her mother naked on the toilet and showed me. Not sure why she did that.
I dunno man. I dunno. I think old tits are like train wrecks. You wanna turn your head, but something keeps you rubber neckin'.
But yeah, I get it. I'm geriatrics side of things too. Had one caregiver video tape her mother naked on the toilet and showed me. Not sure why she did that.
Been working non-stop since the holidays.
LAST NIGHT, ughhh, what a 2.5 hour stress-fest after nothing for 9-days, I was like the rest of you...just watched, expecting a blow-out.
EXCEPTIONAL WIN though...hopefully the team will learn to bring their A-game every time now.
Andrew, Booker and WCS were my faves for the evening.
NP: One of the most under-rated/appreciated bands from the 80s/90s.Their pure pop sensibilities and phenomenal simplicity, make their
music immediately recognizable upon first listen as well as massively
influential/inspirational for even my own songwriting.
CRANK IT!!!
LAST NIGHT, ughhh, what a 2.5 hour stress-fest after nothing for 9-days, I was like the rest of you...just watched, expecting a blow-out.
EXCEPTIONAL WIN though...hopefully the team will learn to bring their A-game every time now.
Andrew, Booker and WCS were my faves for the evening.
NP: One of the most under-rated/appreciated bands from the 80s/90s.Their pure pop sensibilities and phenomenal simplicity, make their
music immediately recognizable upon first listen as well as massively
influential/inspirational for even my own songwriting.
CRANK IT!!!
Well, now I need to go look at some Barely 18 boobs online to get those images out of my mind.
When I was about 12 my cousin and I were goofing around in my grandmas house looking at some old medical books that belonged to our grandpa, thinking anatomy=boobs. Welllllllllll, we picked the wrong book and it has this lady with one gigantic tumor-riddle tit in it. Took a while to get over that one. It was made slightly better finding a couple hundred dollars he had stashed away in there. We bought grandma a microwave with it, though.
When I was about 12 my cousin and I were goofing around in my grandmas house looking at some old medical books that belonged to our grandpa, thinking anatomy=boobs. Welllllllllll, we picked the wrong book and it has this lady with one gigantic tumor-riddle tit in it. Took a while to get over that one. It was made slightly better finding a couple hundred dollars he had stashed away in there. We bought grandma a microwave with it, though.
Found a better one
Jedwar- Is this avatar ok? I see a lot of people posting half naked women. Cats Illustrated isn't anti-fat are they?
This post was edited on 1/7 5:48 PM by Willy4UK
Jedwar- Is this avatar ok? I see a lot of people posting half naked women. Cats Illustrated isn't anti-fat are they?
This post was edited on 1/7 5:48 PM by Willy4UK
At least the old ladies in the OR are draped, so I ONLY see the boob. Assuming I stay married, I hope something in my brain changes as I age that makes me think old, wrinkly saggy women are attratctive. If not, I may have to spend my wifes money to become a sugar daddy.
by the time you're in ya'lls 80s. It will be common societal norm for women to have breast implant surgery in their 90s.
Ever seen a 100 year old woman with a brand new tit job? Well, neither have I. But it's getting there.
Ok, so this I GOTTA see -- and tickets for the whole D, including lurkers, are on me -- but I'm drawing the line at anal macrame dammit.
make my skull-cap extra large please
make my skull-cap extra large please
Thank you for your new avatar, Willy.Tthey're pretty cute. I'm not going to look too close, but they don't look bad while viewing on my tiny phone. They are showing a lot of skin.
Are you hacking this website LEK? I've seen two threads you started that I can't click on. You'll be stealing bitcoins in no time.
Are you hacking this website LEK? I've seen two threads you started that I can't click on. You'll be stealing bitcoins in no time.
Uhhhhh, did you say something 55?
I'm not quite sure why, but for some reason I suddenly have an urge to listen to The Who's "Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy." Weird huh?
Great avatar Willy. It's so good, You may have to switch it back to something more disturbing.
This post was edited on 1/8 12:08 AM by Kooky Kats
This post was edited on 1/8 12:08 AM by Kooky Kats
Yep, like Mash said. They're "cute". I agree too. Would love to be in that food triangle
55- Thank you very much sir. Although, she should have just taken the bra off and moved the seat belt between those thangs. Wonder what motorboarding is like at 50 mph?
