Dark alley
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BCG been in the clink a few times. He'd give you a puncher's chance.
Hmmm....I'll go with Bernadette Locke-Mattox circa 1990.
Disappointed no one has suggested Slice yet...I'm not scared of dark alleys but for some of you, he is the guy...I mean his name is "Slice".
Disappointed no one has suggested Slice yet...I'm not scared of dark alleys but for some of you, he is the guy...I mean his name is "Slice".
I remember Pitinos stories of Tubby in the coach pickup games. Very aggressive. I’ll take Tubby.
Orlando Antigua survived being shot in the head near his eye in a drive-by shooting, and was homeless at 17. Born in the Dominican Republic and raised in the Bronx.
hid behind that podium.Joel Justus--because he'd try to talk his way out of it and the entire group would want to stomp the piss out of him and I could get by with ease.
Runner up is James "Bruiser" Flint. He'd either make sure they all got comped to Bacon N'Legs to see Champale doing her set or he'd use that gum chewing technique to bite everyone and fight in a Caveman style that would distract but also intrigue the assailants.
Runner up is James "Bruiser" Flint. He'd either make sure they all got comped to Bacon N'Legs to see Champale doing her set or he'd use that gum chewing technique to bite everyone and fight in a Caveman style that would distract but also intrigue the assailants.
This whole thread is really creepy. Wtf do people plan on doing once they are in this dark alley?
A young, angry Rupp is probably the right answer. Rupp would do WHATEVER is necessary (busted bottle, dirt in the eyes, packing a rod, piece of pipe, throwing Harry Lancaster into the toughs as a distraction, etc.) to be the one coming back out of that alley alive. 
What one does when in the dark alley depends on individual circumstances. When out numbered and or overmatched, you run like he!!. Been there and done that.
first of all this a very weird topic, but I like it, it will be only posted on RR….made me laugh reading all the answers.
You know what they say, if you meet the bear , make sure you are not the slowest of the group….
Now the answer has to be either Calipari or Pitino, those two would be recognized even on a dark alley … also they would probably would try to talk the aggressor out of it …. Maybe a promise for NBA draft , maybe a dinner at Porcino….
Now if the angry mob is made of Kentucky fans , I would say Calipari. He is hated the most and he is slower than Pitino.
If the mob is not a Kentucky crew , I would at still say Calipari, cause he still the most hated and slowest.
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You know what they say, if you meet the bear , make sure you are not the slowest of the group….
Now the answer has to be either Calipari or Pitino, those two would be recognized even on a dark alley … also they would probably would try to talk the aggressor out of it …. Maybe a promise for NBA draft , maybe a dinner at Porcino….
Now if the angry mob is made of Kentucky fans , I would say Calipari. He is hated the most and he is slower than Pitino.
If the mob is not a Kentucky crew , I would at still say Calipari, cause he still the most hated and slowest.
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Yep. Because I know he fights dirty. He will have an empty bottle to break over someone’s head.
Those of you saying Pope is not the obvious answer have forgotten the image of him wading right into the fray when Garrison was surrounded in front of the Louisville bench. No hesitation. The Louisville coach backed down immediately. It was kind of comical
There’s no such thing as a cheap shot in an alley fight.
I’d want Pope or Cal because they have the mafia connection for the guy who will do dirty work when needed.