Dating single parents...

Wall2Boogie

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When I decide to jump back in the dating pool, I could care less if she has just one kid. I'll hit up all the dating sites and prey on the single moms who are ready to walk the aisle tomorrow. Like I said, try to find the ones that don't have dads in the picture that's the quality. With their self esteem crushed they crave the attention of any dude. I was on fb one time and this girl started throwing subtle hints about hooking up. She was ugly as hell. The last question she asked me was do you lick ***? After looking at her I cut off all communication lol.i prompted her to start a catpaw account as we have many butthole eaters here
 

elwood_blue

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Gotta go younger. And it's not difficult, men can do this. I have no shame admitting that being a white male is like hitting the lottery twice in one day.

The current girl, and previous girl this past Spring/Summer, were both 21. Girls like older guys. We're established, we can take care of them, and it's honestly easier. You have more confidence and you'd done the dating game much longer. If you can flip eggs, make compliments and don't look like a troll.. you're well ahead of the game.

Amen. I just wish my recently-ex 24 year old had been less of an ingrate. Another thing, most of these younger chicks nowadays are ten kinds of f'ed up with vehicles, finances, etc and are looking for older men to be sugar daddies.
 

Wall2Boogie

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Amen. I just wish my recently-ex 24 year old had been less of an ingrate. Another thing, most of these younger chicks nowadays are ten kinds of f'ed up with vehicles, finances, etc and are looking for older men to be sugar daddies.
Stay away from those whores. The tang maybe quality but it's not worth going broke over. Also, stay far from the ones that wanna be your mommy as we'll wanting to know your every movement. F that
 
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morgousky

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If anyone drills my old lady when I leave her, just know that she's actually awesome. It's me that's the *******, so you're good to go.

Also the kids are excellent too. Don't even know how they're a part of me. Weird.

Enjoy my wife and kids if it comes to it.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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If anyone drills my old lady when I leave her, just know that she's actually awesome. It's me that's the *******, so you're good to go.

Also the kids are excellent too. Don't even know how they're a part of me. Weird.

Enjoy my wife and kids if it comes to it.
Planning a divorce anytime soon?
 

420grover

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When I decide to jump back in the dating pool, I could care less if she has just one kid. I'll hit up all the dating sites and prey on the single moms who are ready to walk the aisle tomorrow. Like I said, try to find the ones that don't have dads in the picture that's the quality. With their self esteem crushed they crave the attention of any dude. I was on fb one time and this girl started throwing subtle hints about hooking up. She was ugly as hell. The last question she asked me was do you lick ***? After looking at her I cut off all communication lol.i prompted her to start a catpaw account as we have many butthole eaters here
Got a link to her fb page? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 

Chuckinden

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If I ever go single again, no kids. I'm too old to worrying about raising kids again.
 
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BlueRaider22

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I think there's a girl down in Florida that found a way......I think her name was Casey Anthony.
 
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When I decide to jump back in the dating pool, I could care less if she has just one kid. I'll hit up all the dating sites and prey on the single moms who are ready to walk the aisle tomorrow. Like I said, try to find the ones that don't have dads in the picture that's the quality. With their self esteem crushed they crave the attention of any dude. I was on fb one time and this girl started throwing subtle hints about hooking up. She was ugly as hell. The last question she asked me was do you lick ***? After looking at her I cut off all communication lol.i prompted her to start a catpaw account as we have many butthole eaters here
I matched with a single mom on Tinder one time that was an absolute freak. Like normal person freak, not porn star type freak, though many porn stars won't do choking stuff like her. Done threesomes, wanted to try lesbian ****, liked in in the ***, swallowed, etc. She sounded thirsty as ****, talking about how no man had touched her boobs in like 3 months and what now. But she refused to hook up though, claiming she wouldn't do anything until after at least three dates nowadays, and the dad lived in the same city. I just gave up after a few days of talking, she wasn't particularly interesting like most single moms that work so it just wasn't worth the effort for a 4 out of 10 with the baby daddy still around (my ceiling for a match is a 7).
 

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I matched with a single mom on Tinder one time that was an absolute freak. Like normal person freak, not porn star type freak, though many porn stars won't do choking stuff like her. Done threesomes, wanted to try lesbian ****, liked in in the ***, swallowed, etc. She sounded thirsty as ****, talking about how no man had touched her boobs in like 3 months and what now. But she refused to hook up though, claiming she wouldn't do anything until after at least three dates nowadays, and the dad lived in the same city. I just gave up after a few days of talking, she wasn't particularly interesting like most single moms that work so it just wasn't worth the effort for a 4 out of 10 with the baby daddy still around (my ceiling for a match is a 7).
Man, why do all your posts end in the lamest touching way? You talk about this freak that will swallow *** juice with other chics and you tell us how you didn't hit it? You couldn't even bang a girl whose telling you she wants an Alaskan Pipeline while you **** on her tits. You suck.
 
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TruBluCatFan

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I matched with a single mom on Tinder one time that was an absolute freak. Like normal person freak, not porn star type freak, though many porn stars won't do choking stuff like her. Done threesomes, wanted to try lesbian ****, liked in in the ***, swallowed, etc. She sounded thirsty as ****, talking about how no man had touched her boobs in like 3 months and what now. But she refused to hook up though, claiming she wouldn't do anything until after at least three dates nowadays, and the dad lived in the same city. I just gave up after a few days of talking, she wasn't particularly interesting like most single moms that work so it just wasn't worth the effort for a 4 out of 10 with the baby daddy still around (my ceiling for a match is a 7).

Your ceiling is a 7? :scream::joy:
 
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I've dated quite a few single Moms and most are freaks. Not the case with all of them but quite a few are looking for the next Daddy for their kids and will do anything to get it done. Not all of them are that way as some just want to have fun but I have found that they're the least inhibited. As long as you can stay away from the kids and don't let her involve them in the relationship it's fine.
 

roguemocha

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Currently dating a smoke show 21 year old 13 years my junior....not bad. I will continue to date her.
 
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anon_q409idbs5m40a

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Currently dating a smoke show 21 year old 13 years my junior....not bad. I will continue to date her.
One advantage about dating single Moms is that they don't smother you all of the time because they can't. Kids dominate their time and they're really lucky to have one night for fun.
 

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I've dated quite a few single Moms and most are freaks. Not the case with all of them but quite a few are looking for the next Daddy for their kids and will do anything to get it done. Not all of them are that way as some just want to have fun but I have found that they're the least inhibited. As long as you can stay away from the kids and don't let her involve them in the relationship it's fine.
That's ****** up.
 
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anon_q409idbs5m40a

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That's ****ed up.
Most single Moms with any sense won't involve their kids in a relationship unless it progresses to something very serious down the line, and one really cannot blame them.
 
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anon_q409idbs5m40a

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See. Much better than meeting a girl online and her saying she's DTF, yet some how can't seal the deal.
Nothing wrong with dating younger women if you can handle the differences. I've dated women 21 years my junior when I was in my early '50's and women 12 years older when I was in my '20's so I'm pretty much an Equal Opportunity Dater. My wife is 15 years younger but at this age it's not that big a deal.
 

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ugly

 

LineSkiCat14

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Lol at the girls who are all talk. My Bumble date the other night went the other way.. the other night she went to try my beer, I made the joke "Well be careful, I have a few diseases" (Yes, this joke works, but it will probably burn me down the line).. and she laughed, so I made the joke "Well how do I know YOU don't have something?".. and she goes "Oh I'm fine, I can't remember the last time I went down on a guy".

I'm not sure there's a more alarming phrase to hear from a female. I was so stunned, I actually said "Wait, like.. it's been a while since you were with someone to do that, or you just don't.. do.. that?"

Pretty sure my face was like..

 

Ron Mehico

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Going on online dates or "dating" a 21 year old single mom sounds like my own personal hell. I've been happily married for 5 years and thank god, hated the whole dating ****.
 

LineSkiCat14

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I would never go near a 21-year old single mom. I can date a 21-year old or I could possibly date a mom.. but not together. a 21-year old mom is a recipe for disaster.

The dating game sucks. And while technology made it easier on your smartphone, it doesn't make it any more enjoyable. The best thing to do is build up a large group of friends, both guys and girls.. and meet people through them. All of my girlfriends and hookups have been acquaintances. So much easier this way.. no pressure, you get to feel out the situation.
 

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I would never go near a 21-year old single mom. I can date a 21-year old or I could possibly date a mom.. but not together. a 21-year old mom is a recipe for disaster.

The dating game sucks. And while technology made it easier on your smartphone, it doesn't make it any more enjoyable. The best thing to do is build up a large group of friends, both guys and girls.. and meet people through them. All of my girlfriends and hookups have been acquaintances. So much easier this way.. no pressure, you get to feel out the situation.
Boom
 

Wall2Boogie

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Luckily, I was blessed with good genes. I look 25 still since I have all my hair and the baby face to boot. I've stayed out of the serious dating game for a bout a yr and a half. When it's time I'll go all out to find the right girl and not some left over with 3 kids. I prefer to date a girl that I relate to more than her having to be a 10. I was engaged at one time and that went to hell and looking back in glad it did cause we were not meant to be. The tang took control of my mind and I lost focus on what was important. I would love to talk to someone who actually went on farmers only and met a sweet little ole cow poke. I'm sure the girls there are purty. I'm more focused on me right now than anything I hated having a second mommy which is why I may look for single milfs with one kid and no baby daddy insight. That's good eaten!
 

Hank Camacho

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Luckily, I was blessed with good genes. I look 25 still since I have all my hair and the baby face to boot. I've stayed out of the serious dating game for a bout a yr and a half. When it's time I'll go all out to find the right girl and not some left over with 3 kids. I prefer to date a girl that I relate to more than her having to be a 10. I was engaged at one time and that went to hell and looking back in glad it did cause we were not meant to be. The tang took control of my mind and I lost focus on what was important. I would love to talk to someone who actually went on farmers only and met a sweet little ole cow poke. I'm sure the girls there are purty. I'm more focused on me right now than anything I hated having a second mommy which is why I may look for single milfs with one kid and no baby daddy insight. That's good eaten!

You're also an idiot, which I'm sure actually helps you talk to women.