Dear Shane Lyons:

tarponeer

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Jun 2, 2003
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Take five minutes out of your "busy" schedule and sit down at your desk, dictate a letter to the ACC and officially (beg if necessary) request entrance into the conference.

Don't procrastinate.

Then use all necessary measures to secure entrance. Network with enemies and foes. Sell your soul if necessary.

If successful, your WVU legacy will be neatly tucked away in the storied history of Mountaineer sports.

Thank you, and good luck!

Tarponeer
 
WV Sports

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