Have you ever known or do you remember a hot lunch lady?
Deep philosophical question...lunch ladies
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Why are there no naughty lunch lady threads?
Are you telling me that in the hundreds of thousands of lunch ladies in America that none of them are hot? None of them have ever been involved.
Are you telling me that in the hundreds of thousands of lunch ladies in America that none of them are hot? None of them have ever been involved.
4, 3, 2, 1 and I can't finish.Why are there no naughty lunch lady threads?
Are you telling me that in the hundreds of thousands of lunch ladies in America that none of them are hot? None of them have ever been involved.
https://www.mrfood.com/Beef/Lunch-Lady-Sloppy-Joes this thread reminds me I have not had a sloppy joe since 1983 or so.
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Lunch ladies, waitresses at Cracker Barrel and Waffle House, females at bookstores and Starbucks baristas.......they all could be mistaken for homeless meth heads.
If you take a lunch lady on a date, does she order a carton of milk, a sloppy joe, a celery stick, a fruit cup and a peanut butter cookie?
I never go to Starbucks. I assume they all look like purple haired versions of Alanis Morissette.
I promise you I have seen hot Cracker Barrel waitresses. Now Waffle House and book stores, you got something.
I never go to Starbucks. I assume they all look like purple haired versions of Alanis Morissette.
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There are a whole lot of employees out there on the graveyard shift at fast food restaurants that wouldn't be allowed to give blood to the Red Cross.
Every lunch lady I ever knew was married to a farmer or independent trucker and was working for the insurance. Hot women can make better use of their skill set.
I've seen mabe 3 or 4 in my 25+ years of teaching. So it is possible.
I don't recall any from Middle or High School days. However, some of the Moms of students would volunteer to help on Friday's. Several were hot. The term MILF was not yet in use at that time.Have you ever known or do you remember a hot lunch lady?
I do know one like that. That's what I was getting at. They do seem to be rare though.
I will second the Cracker Barrel sentiment
They actually start out as beautiful women. But that job beats you down. It's all that moist air filled with unhealthy particles. You can only take so much corn humidity before it gets to you. Tears you up inside. Ages you. Those "old" ugly women you're talking about, well most of them are actually only about 23.
I just wanted my pizza and corn! I ain’t go time for debates about beauty standards!
How many times since school have you eaten pizza and corn? I know when the roasting ears come in, we can't wait to order pizza.
I mix it up these days. A big old can of cream corn with my za.
If you weren’t hot in those unis and hairnets, you were not hot.