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TurnipDaBeet

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Getting old... about that time. Was talking to a fine fellow & we’re in discussion for PROPER professional designed male piss pants.

Perfect for long concerts, movies & family reunions (in laws)
 

TurnipDaBeet

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It’s closing time. Had a few drinks. Meet a classy girl.

You can’t be pissin & shiddin’ up a storm. You have a rep to maintain. Things get a little Weee wooo & well.....

U can echo splash on the toilet & miss out on a sure thing OR

Get yerself some designer RON MERCER depends & fling’m in the corner unscathed.
 

Backer cutter

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Thanks for the laughs man. Yeah I’m gettin’ at the age need some kinda catcher, filter mechanism too. Anal seepage don’t seem to appeal to younger folks. Can’t figure why. Hell I’ve changed thousands of diapers. Is one gonna kill ya?
 
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Rebelfreedomeagle

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Any man wearing them is going to look like this.
 

TurnipDaBeet

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My DEPENDS are dependable

If u arent satisfied just send them soaky poo stank DESIGNER drawers back.

Working on a Japanese connection
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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You can p
You can poo
You can even puke
Got cash?

Well... u can store it in....

My special under pouch
 

TurnipDaBeet

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Lets put it this way

With my DESIGNER depends...U wont have to worry anymore when u leave the house.

Yeah yeah yeah

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