Now that's just being pretentious. I do, however, have a notch scratched into it for each man I've killed -- because that's badass.
Oh yeah? Well I have a notch scratched into my DONG for every man I've killed because that's even way more badass.
What do you call a gay with AIDS? Bad ***.Wouldn't be the case if you pulled their teeth before passing on the AIDS.
GOing to have to be wearing some pretty big pockets for that to be be a legitimate pocket knife. The damn blade itself is nearly as long as my current pocket knife fully extended.
You've never seen a letter opener? They look very similar to a knife for good reason. I'm just sayin.Lmao you do not open mail with a pocket knife.
I literally use mine ten times a day at least. It's only probably the most useful tool mankind has ever created, but yeah what in the world are you going to use it for?I keep a knife in my bait box for fishing, but cant honestly think of a time in the last 20 years when i thought " i really wish i had a pocket knife right now"
^these two have soft, supple hands and would be in trouble at the first sign of a power outage, much less a clogged toilet (not that you have to worry about that on a vegan diet).
They took you for a ride , that's only half a Klingon batl'ethThis is a nasty folding knife
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I've been carrying that same knife, or the solid blade version, for the last 15+ years. It's light, cheap and holds an edge good enough.
Yep. It's all around good.I've been carrying that same knife, or the solid blade version, for the last 15+ years. It's light, cheap and holds an edge good enough.
Downside is it's a change collector and brings about 35 cents wedged in it up sometimes when you grab it out of the pocket.
YOU HEAR THAT ALL YOU NON-KNIFE CARRYIN' PADDOCKS? BLUESHOES THINKS YALL A BUNCH OF FOOLS.Have always carried a Leatherman. Have used the Wave for about ten years now. It's foolish for any adult of either sex to not carry a multi tool IMO. From sawing through those ridiculous plastic packagings every piece of electronics come in, to fixing a broken zipper with the pliers to whatever they save time and take up little space.
But it would fit so nicely in your purse.I don't carry anything I don't need, and I rarely need a knife away from home. And if I ever do, there's always plenty of knife dipshits looking for a reason to use and justify carrying theirs.
But it would fit so nicely in your purse.
Yeah, that's what I need. Then I could carry all sorts of crap I don't need.
Now go out back and whittle yourself a nice big phallus. Don't forget to pick out the splinters when you're done.
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