As crazy as it sounds, it could get crazier..
I was kicking around this idea because I'm thirsty for fame, and more importantly, blue bell:
Idea: Picketing outside Kroger with "GIVE ME YOUR BLUE BELL! ILL EAT IT! DAMNIT!" signs and seeing if I could get Kristen Pflum, or someone attractive like that, to give me a special segment on the news. Bet I could. Anything makes the news in Lexington. But my goal would be clear: TO FREE THE BLUE BELL! It may not be good for small children, or the elderly, but blue bell ain't killed but about 3 people total. That's nothing. It should not be banned.
Now, that is not likely at all. However, if I could recruit a coalition of folks willing to roll for Blue Bell, I would do it. There is strength is numbers. We could probably get Blue Bell's attention and get a free pallet of ice cream, or something.
Man, I gotta quit Blue Bell. This ain't healthy.
Saddest part about my blue bell trip: I got home with the goods, popped the top, and went looking for my spoons...which were packed away because I'm in the process of moving, so I ate out of the tub with a
plastic fork. Man, that's sad. I'll do it again tonight, though.