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Do you touch your pee pee when you wee wee? (Serious)

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It'saDoneDeal

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Saw a topic on Reddit the other day that a lot of guys actually grab their weiners to aim when they're peeing. I assumed this was only for the uncircumcised, but now I'm starting to wonder if this is a thang.

I just unzip my pants, pull my boxers down, let it hang down and start peeing. Doesn't seem that difficult to aim. It's not like I'm peeing into a thimble. I still wash my hands because I'm just conditioned to do it and I figure it's good to do regardless, but there's no skin-to-foreskin contact. How many of you plebs are getting all grabby with your willy's while you're peeing and why?
 
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Wow

 
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I work with a grown man who will walk up to a urinal and pull his pants down to his ankles like a little kid. If I weren't a germophobe I'd love to do that just for the comedy.

Oh I have to hold it. Hold it out of the water!!![banana]
 
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I guess I'll be the first to give a serious answer.

At a urinal, I pull it out of my boxers and let it hang while I stand with my hands on my hips. You're so close to the target area that there's really no reason to aim.

When at home or pissing into a normal toilet, I absolutely have a hand on it to aim. At least a finger on top to keep my guy pointing in the right direction. If not I'm dousing the rim and back of the toilet like a toddler. No good.

I used to go no hands when pissing while taking a ****. Just tucked it under the front of the toilet seat and go to town. That stopped when I sprayed pee out of the gap between the seat and the bowl all over my damn feet and pants. Also no good.
 
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There is something liberating about a locked bathroom. Just drop trou and let it go.
 
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Sort of off topic. This week at work, went to the urinal. Somebody had peed on the top of the urinal. Not one of the short ones. How does that happen?
 
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I’m tall so I pee in the sink. I pee in all the sinks....., etc etc
 
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I always love the older dudes that just unzip and stand their with their hands on their hips and then give a nice big shake off when they are finished. Personally I’ll, walk up to the pisser pull it on and go like any normal dude.
 
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ThePunk said:
I’m tall so I pee in the sink. I pee in all the sinks....., etc etc
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My best friends ex-wife sometimes pees in the sink at house parties when another woman is using the toilet. She only does this when liquored up and she has to go urgently. I don't know why the crazy chick just can't wait for her turn and she has no shame about it.
 
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Why do you need to grab your pecker to aim? Now, if I was trying to hit a bullseye for a prize or someone’s mouth, sure, but at a urinal? You’re basically pissing into a wall. No need to grab on unless you have a flimsy weiner that flies around when you wee wee.
 
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It'saDoneDeal said:
Why do you need to grab your pecker to aim? Now, if I was trying to hit a bullseye for a prize or someone’s mouth, sure, but at a urinal? You’re basically pissing into a wall. No need to grab on unless you have a flimsy weiner that flies around when you wee wee.
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Some people might be hung like a light switch, if pp is untouched it will hit the wall so I ... I mean people have to push the tiny pp down
 
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DSmith21 said:
My best friends ex-wife sometimes pees in the sink at house parties when another woman is using the toilet. She only does this when liquored up and she has to go urgently. I don't know why the crazy chick just can't wait for her turn and she has no shame about it.
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One of my best friends told me his wife crosses her legs when she takes a dump. I can't even imagine...
 
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It'saDoneDeal said:
Why do you need to grab your pecker to aim? Now, if I was trying to hit a bullseye for a prize or someone’s mouth, sure, but at a urinal? You’re basically pissing into a wall. No need to grab on unless you have a flimsy weiner that flies around when you wee wee.
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Urinal, yes, I agree. Unless you're standing 3 feet away from it, there's no reason to keep a hand on it.

Regular toilets, you absolutely have to aim unless you're just dribbling piss out of your pecker. Any decent stream will raise the tip a little kinda like a fire hose.
 
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CatOfDaVille said:
Urinal, yes, I agree. Unless you're standing 3 feet away from it, there's no reason to keep a hand on it.

Regular toilets, you absolutely have to aim unless you're just dribbling piss out of your pecker. Any decent stream will raise the tip a little kinda like a fire hose.
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I guess I'm just hashtag blessed because my thang stays steady and true. Maybe some extra girth? I'm glad every time I pee I don't feel like an 8 year old trying to control a kite.
 
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It'saDoneDeal said:
I guess I'm just hashtag blessed because my thang stays steady and true. Maybe some extra girth? I'm glad every time I pee I don't feel like an 8 year old trying to control a kite.
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And there it is.

I was waiting since your OP for you to say that you didn't have to aim because of your monster crank.

Even better would be if the entire thread was simply a ruse so that you can tell the Paddock how much bigger yours was than everyone else's.

If so, well done.
 
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