[laughing] You are too bad... It could happen...I don't allow pens in my home.
Do you trust your spouse?
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[laughing] You are too bad... It could happen...I don't allow pens in my home.
Nobody read that
[winking] I didn't post it to be read. I posted it because it's true and I trumpet my wife's goodness. Always have, always will. She earned it. Be Good
[laughing] First wife, you might be right, but not the current Mrs. Hoss. Hell, the first one I might have had a lawyer look that paper over even if she showed me was on it.
im not saying which of y'all, but some of y'all are wrong. GAR-OWN-TEE.
While I don't doubt how great the spouse of each Paddock member is, I think you all aren't being scientific in terms of your percentages. 100% is absolute - which is basically impossible - so a more accurate representation would be like 99.999%.
For example, I trust my wife about as much as one can. But if she were stuck on desert island with Matt Damon and all there was to drink was red wine, an inkling of doubt would cross my mind.
For example, I trust my wife about as much as one can. But if she were stuck on desert island with Matt Damon and all there was to drink was red wine, an inkling of doubt would cross my mind.
I guess 99.9999 might be about as good as you can get. I've always told my wife there were only three people I'd ever leave her for....Barbara Streisand, Bernadette Peters.............and James Taylor. Always wondered why it was the third one that raised her eyebrows....though she knows I'm kidding. Then again, the chance of Barbara or Bernadette knocking on the door is fairly remote . Maybe 1/infinity
Bernadette Peters and Barbara Streisand? hahaha
Sorry Ram, I had to laugh at those two.
I trust em till they give me a reason not to and then it's GPS tracker time.
That's a pretty big secret for THEM to keep...
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Probably because that's not a word.
I think I'm starting to realize why none of you all question your wives. Ignorance is bliss. Emphasis on the ignorance.
Do you trust your spouse?????
Be careful Andy, Captain Hadley will throw your butt off of that roof.
Be careful Andy, Captain Hadley will throw your butt off of that roof.
"Once the trust goes out of a relationship there's really no point in lying to em anymore..."
Norm from Cheers
Norm from Cheers
Hell, I am at the tail end of getting a divorce and I still trust my soon to be ex more than just about anyone other than my daughter.
I keep telling my wife every day that if she keeps lying to me, she'll keep accidentally falling down the stairs. I dont know why she keeps telling me if I take off the handcuffs and chains that she'll not try and escape... I mean doesnt she know those lies hurt me? But its ok. I have the basement dungeon triple locked for the secret.. I mean safety..
Seriously though. I trust my wife on things that really matter. but like most people.. she still tries to tell me little lies like how much she spent or if she remembered to do things.... I dont like it but I understand it just comes from her not wanting to disappoint me.
Seriously though. I trust my wife on things that really matter. but like most people.. she still tries to tell me little lies like how much she spent or if she remembered to do things.... I dont like it but I understand it just comes from her not wanting to disappoint me.