Do you wear a hat when your out and about?

dgtatu01

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If I am going to be out in the sun I always wear a hat. I keep my hair short so I do not want a burnt head. I do not wear ball caps though, I try to keep it classy. I have a straw fedora and a cotton newsboy cap. During the winter I wear them to keep my head warm. I have a wool fedora and 2 wool newsboys caps.
 

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That hat come with a fat spleef?
 

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No. Matter of fact, women often tell me that they hate men wearing hats because when they make love to their man, they can smell his nasty hat line on his head.

My woman married me because I didn't wear a hat. Plus, it makes you bald.
We'll ****. I didn't think I would get a complex this morning.
 
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1. Hats don't cause baldness, you rubes. Genetics do.

2. It's bright out, skin cancer is bad, I'm beautiful, so hats are a must.

3.Wear them at the gym? Yup. I like as much tunnel vision as possible and the least amount of eye contact.

4. I do leave them off enough to not have a tan line.
 

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hats are SO ghetto. And the way they stole Minnie Pearl's original price tag look . . . so shameless . . lol
 

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If I am going to be out in the sun I always wear a hat. I keep my hair short so I do not want a burnt head. I do not wear ball caps though, I try to keep it classy. I have a straw fedora and a cotton newsboy cap. During the winter I wear them to keep my head warm. I have a wool fedora and 2 wool newsboys caps.

Go to hell man. You and all y'all that wear this junk. Burn.
 
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roguemocha

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rogue at da gym be all like

I don't wear them backwards and that guy is tiny.

How the hell do you stand to wear a hat while working out? Are you exercising enough to sweat?
Are you doing headstands or what? Hat doesn't interfere with any of my exercises. And yeah, I sweat like a maniac. Hats are partially made to catch sweat....Are you saying that sweating and hats are incompatible?
 

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No. Matter of fact, women often tell me that they hate men wearing hats because when they make love to their man, they can smell his nasty hat line on his head.

My woman married me because I didn't wear a hat. Plus, it makes you bald.

Does it really make you bald? I've heard that before.
 

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I don't wear them backwards and that guy is tiny.

Are you doing headstands or what? Hat doesn't interfere with any of my exercises. And yeah, I sweat like a maniac. Hats are partially made to catch sweat....Are you saying that sweating and hats are incompatible?

I'm asking why you'd wear an extra layer of fabric over your entire head that is going to raise the temperature of that part of your body. Do you wear mittens too? Maybe a scarf?
 

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JESUS ****IN CHRIST DUDE I KNOW BRO [laughing][laughing]. I WAS JUST THINKIN THAT [roll]. HOW MUCH YOU SPEND AT DA GYM, HOLMES?
About 1-2 hours 7 days a week. Shreddin bro, no excuses.

I'm asking why you'd wear an extra layer of fabric over your entire head that is going to raise the temperature of that part of your body. Do you wear mittens too? Maybe a scarf?
Keeps sweat out of my eyes, plus they have this new concept of breathable material....it's crazy. No excuses bro.
 

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Improper breathing technique right there. Have to breath out as you exert. Rookie mistake.

Went and got all jacked up on leg day today, then went and shot my AR15 today to keep my skills up. Let me tell you one thing, I represent Kentucky...and I represent America.:americanflag:
 
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dgtatu01

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fedoras are gay AF.

When ya buy one they give ya a free pecker to gnaw on.

Ball caps just aren't that comfortable and do a crappy job of shading and keeping you cool. Trust me, if you ever wore a nice Panama hat you would see how much better in the summer they are than any ball cap. A nice wool cap is much better during the winter as well. To each his own though.
 

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^but to do that I'd have to be a jackass in a Panama hat.

I once refused to serve a guy in one of those hats at the bar. He waited 23 minutes, left and then wrote a bad review on Google about me. Manager asked me about it and I told him, "Mick, look at his hat. He's an idiot. We don't want those people around good customers at the bar."

I took my "write up" and went back to work.
 
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^but to do that I'd have to be a jackass in a Panama hat.

I once refused to serve a guy in one of those hats at the bar. He waited 23 minutes, left and then wrote a bad review on Google about me. Manager asked me about it and I told him, "Mick, look at his hat. He's an idiot. We don't want those people around good customers at the bar."

I took my "write up" and went back to work.
Don't you work in Key West? There has to be a ton of those wondering around.
 

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^but to do that I'd have to be a jackass in a Panama hat.

I once refused to serve a guy in one of those hats at the bar. He waited 23 minutes, left and then wrote a bad review on Google about me. Manager asked me about it and I told him, "Mick, look at his hat. He's an idiot. We don't want those people around good customers at the bar."

I took my "write up" and went back to work.
[laughing]
 

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^but to do that I'd have to be a jackass in a Panama hat.

I once refused to serve a guy in one of those hats at the bar. He waited 23 minutes, left and then wrote a bad review on Google about me. Manager asked me about it and I told him, "Mick, look at his hat. He's an idiot. We don't want those people around good customers at the bar."

I took my "write up" and went back to work.

Does that mean sombreros are out of the question Señor ?
 

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Don't you work in Key West? There has to be a ton of those wondering around.
Idiots, yes the island is to the brim with them. I'd say 74% of them get off the plane and then act like they've never been in public or turn in to total morons. I've literally had people ask me, "Which side of the island is the Pacific on?" "I missed the sunset, what time is the next one or do I just need to go to the other side?" "Which way to the ocean?" "Does this island actually float?" "Do you live here?"
 
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