Don’t mess with Mike Tyson

LineSkiCat14

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The only thing I'd say worse, that happened recently.. were the two college-age girls waking up OJ Simpson in his room with camera in his face.

That's just as deadly as Iron Mike's fists.
 
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ukalumni00

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I would still have fought Tyson for a million dollars. Would have gone straight at him with everything I had and enjoyed getting knocked out and counting the cash.
 

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WildcatFan1982

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I tried to listen to his interview on Joe Rogan but he could barely talk. I don't know if he was sick or what but I turned it off after a few minutes
 
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You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Mike
 
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812scottj

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Will Smith ALMOST stepped up to slap Tyson, but managed to show some restraint after the last incident
 

MoneyMuntz

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Will Smith ALMOST stepped up to slap Tyson, but managed to show some restraint after the last incident
Not sure if this is part of your reference but there’s a dope Fresh Prince rap from the early 90s, “I think I can beat Mike Tyson.”
 

TopCatCal

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Guy deserved much worse


If this doesn't show you how dangerous that alcohol is then I don't know what will. If this old boy was sober, you couldn't have paid him enough money to have got in Mike Tyson's face. And if he tries to sue Tyson. If I'm on the jury he wouldn't get a dime.
 
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TortElvisII

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You don't have to listen to me but if I were you and seated behind Tyson, I wouldn't do what this guy did. That's my free advice for today.
 

berniecarbo

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You don't have to listen to me but if I were you and seated behind Tyson, I wouldn't do what this guy did. That's my free advice for today.
I had just got off the midnight shift on guard duty at DaNang. A buddy and I were having a couple of beers in hooches (basically a barracks). Some guy came in at the other end of the hooch screaming and raising cain. I told my buddy if he comes down here carrying on like that, I will put an end to that. Sure enough he pushes back the cloth used as a door and looks inside still cussing. He looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger with blood all over him. Happily he closed the curtain and moved on. I would handle mike Tyson the same way I handled this guy. I'd say, "Pardon me Mr Tyson, I didn't mean to bother you." Turns out the guy had walked around a corner and someone had whacked him in the face with a two by four.
 

RMP82

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I heard that guy reached around the seat and tried to grab Tyson's bird.
 

OHIO COLONEL

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What a surprise...the 'tough guy' harassing Tyson......

'Melvin Townsend III has been convicted of fraud, grand theft, burglary, possession of controlled substances and trafficking in stolen property.

The 36-year-old was also incarcerated for 20 months in 2009 and again in 2019 for 15 months.'
 
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What a surprise...the 'tough guy' harassing Tyson......

'Melvin Townsend III has been convicted of fraud, grand theft, burglary, possession of controlled substances and trafficking in stolen property.

The 36-year-old was also incarcerated for 20 months in 2009 and again in 2019 for 15 months.'

Smells like someone that was provoking Tyson in hopes of getting punched so he could sue.

Countdown to the lawsuit
 
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