Hi. I'm that guy from those shows you never watched, yet somehow I keep getting jobs. I may be as big as a house, but let me tell you about this drug that lets you control your Type 2 Diabetes. Well, I'll tell you after I catch my breath.
Drug Commercial Breakdown - Ozempic
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LOL , drug rep from Ozempic stopped by yesterday , they are changing their packaging . Will confuse everyone for sure
Now, I don't know much about medicine of what in the world A1C is, but I guess mine was high based on my lifestyle of being the embodiment of a walking Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Here I am telling my obviously estranged TV wife that my team won the championship that I forgot to invite her to.
Here I am going over the dailies with our African-Robot-American director. There's just something about the way that she stares into the void like that which freaks me TF out. But we pay her in batteries, so who gives a care? Do robots get high blood sugar?
Time for some outdoor exercise! I'm just going to park my red midlife crisis wherever I want because I'm a gatdam star of two Chuck Lorre productions. Sure the fat chick from the first show is a multimillionaire and a movie star, but I prefer swinging my junk around this suburban public park.
This should melt away the pounds. Sure, I've spent a lifetime gorging on junk food from the craft services table but I figure a few wrist curls on this rubber band outta do it. Ozempic said I might lose 12 pounds from it anyway.
Do you know how many dollar stores I had to hit to get all of these cones?! I'm gonna take a few laps before mid-afternoon snack time. I should have put these in the shade ...
SNACK TIME!!!! Got a cup of carbs and a 700 calorie latte so that I can make it until dinner. Nothing like some granola and fruit in a cup full of whipped crea ..... er, I mean, yogurt. Sure, I'm all sweaty from the 10 minutes of exercise, but this hot coffee with milk and cinnamon powder should do the trick.
I haven't eaten in almost two hours, so it's time to throw down on the grill. Some chicken and scrimps kebabs will hit the spot. I replaced the onions with marshmallows, but since I'm on Ozempic I can eat whatever I want.
If Nick Offerman, John Wayne Gacey and the “Hello Neighbor” dude had a Three-Way...this would be the offspringThis should melt away the pounds. Sure, I've spent a lifetime gorging on junk food from the craft services table but I figure a few wrist curls on this rubber band outta do it. Ozempic said I might lose 12 pounds from it anyway.
See how she just stares off into the distance. We need to re-program the director. Wait. Is that my TV wife? Why is she here? Am I still on the show? Is any of this real?
Can you hear me?
Someone real please try and make contact with me. I think I'm caught in a reality loop.
Can you hear me?
Someone real please try and make contact with me. I think I'm caught in a reality loop.
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My doctor put me on Ozempic about 2 years ago. I had to stop using it. I think I had every symptom they mention and maybe a couple they didn't .
Two things I don’t ever want to be:
1. Person who craps in a box, and ships it somewhere (unless it’s a undefeated final four situation that was ruined in part by a specific and horrible roofaree)
2. Person who opens packages of human turds all day.
Hey, I can crap in a box and mark it guarantee, I've got time...
She is stacked for a 50 year old. Nice and buoyant.
