Dude chugs a bottle of Jack Daniels
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At least there won't be any more Maroon 5 songs. RIP.
Just a bunch of wow on Op and Argubs stuff. No way I could do it. My liver would give out before half was gone. That's if I didn't choke on my own puke as I swallow it back down into the acid of my gut.
Back in early 1996, during an American Airlines flight between Frankfurt, Germany and Dallas, Texas, I slammed a 12 oz cup of Wild Turkey.
I got a bit loud on the plane that day. Heh, other passengers were yelling at me and **** to shut up. A stewardess appeared to be on her way to take my cup of booze.
After waking on a stretcher with an IV in my arm at DFW, I remember stating, "Holy ****, we crashed. No wonder my damn head hurts so much." The medic replied, "No, dumbass, you probably have alcohol poisoning."
Clearing US Customs was also tons of fun, especially after I barfed in their trash can. Ahh, the good old days.
hahahahhaa that escalated quickly.
Bet you were 3 kinds of shitfaced that ride. I think being up that high also affects your drinking. Throw in a 12 oz cup of the kickin' chicken and you got yourself a ride on a stretcher. hahaha
That's a really good way to end up at the funeral home with cotton stuck up your ***.
For sure. Especially if they are "Butt-Chuggers". I didn't know this till I learned about it. But, kids are pouring Vodka in their ********. Some are soaking tampons too.
"The vodka tampons are prepared by teens ahead of time and used like the common jello shot. Instead of passing around flavored jello shots everyone gets a shot of vodka in a soaked tampon. Each super absorbing tampon holds an entire shot of vodka. When the tampon is inserted in the ****** it is rapidly absorbed into the system and provides a stronger and quicker intoxication than any normal shot of vodka. The boys aren’t left out in this tricky party manevuer, they just take the vodka soaked tampons and insert them rectally for their fast drunk."
Had a buddy in high school that when around a certain click felt he had to show out. One of those dudes had a 1/5 of Seagrams dry gin and challenged my buddy to drink it all without getting sick, which would t have been so bad. Wanting to be "cool" though he my buddy was like "please, I'll bong that with some OJ".
I immediately stepped in and told them if he died, seriously Id let the cops know the whole ordeal including his own stupidity in the situation. Of course my buddy took it as an insult to be thought less of in front of this click.
Needless to say he bonged the gin, and on the way to the hospital about an hour later one of those dudes tore my buddies clutch out trying to get him there. Had a severe case of alcohol poisoning but he did live.
Next day when he began to come to, he and his mom called me and was pissed like I did this to him. Once the truth was told reality sat in and he wasn't allowed to hang out with me anymore.
Who knows what BS was spewed, but that day I learned a lot about drinking alcohol, or better yet being stupid with it.
I immediately stepped in and told them if he died, seriously Id let the cops know the whole ordeal including his own stupidity in the situation. Of course my buddy took it as an insult to be thought less of in front of this click.
Needless to say he bonged the gin, and on the way to the hospital about an hour later one of those dudes tore my buddies clutch out trying to get him there. Had a severe case of alcohol poisoning but he did live.
Next day when he began to come to, he and his mom called me and was pissed like I did this to him. Once the truth was told reality sat in and he wasn't allowed to hang out with me anymore.
Who knows what BS was spewed, but that day I learned a lot about drinking alcohol, or better yet being stupid with it.
Had a buddy who tried to funnel some Kickin' Chicken, and I took the damn funnel away from him and told him "I just saved your dumbass life"
