Employer Christmas Gifts

[GhostVol]

I didn't get any extra food stamps this year, so I chipped my tooth with a screwdriver so I could get some painkillers with my medical card to sell to the locals. Did pretty good this year. Might be able to afford Marlboro instead of Pall Mall for a few weeks.

My uncle smoked unfiltered Pall Mall when Pall Mall used to BE Pall Mall. He'll rise from his grave and get you if you diss Pall Mall. Just sayin'.