End of the world plans?
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Same here. Hoping it's a cool show. Nothing worse than an anticlimactic end of the world.
I plan to look at the bright side -- like never having to hear an R.E.M. song again. Of course, if there is a hell it'll be jam packed with cloying, pretentious crap.
Everything is pretentious these days. I don't like it so it's pretentious but let me tell you about what I think is important and significant.
I am a prepper and survivalist. I wont be going down as easily as most.
A few guys at the golf course talk like this. I know where they live, they will die first and I will eat them while they are fresh. Save the good food for later.
Just a philosopical question....if it really is the end of the world do you really want to live through it?
Hell yes! With everybody else killed off maybe I can get some damn peace and quiet! No bills...no mortgage...****, just one big camping trip everyday.
Party like it's 1999!
Then, I guess I'll have to move to the moon or Mars, since, you know, the world has ended.
Then, I guess I'll have to move to the moon or Mars, since, you know, the world has ended.
When you think about it though, think of all the sweet free appetizer / dessert coupons he's getting for opening loyalty accounts with all of the restaurants.
He could have a birthday every week to celebrate if he plays his cards right.
He could have a birthday every week to celebrate if he plays his cards right.
That adrenaline rush would be inversely proportionate to the proximity to Mt. Vesuvius. Most of those dudes never knew what him them and were unable to enjoy the pure fear meted out by impending doom.
In Hell, Macarena will be piped in 24 hours a day. Fair warning.
Damn dude, ain't nothing dying quick with you. 4 posts in and you're still around. Pull the trigger already.
In what manner do you plan on killing your neighbors that come begging for food?
Ummm...wouldnt that make for a high suicide rate and explain why there are no more Samurai left?
The Samurai lives and dies by the free Applebees boneless wings
Faced with the choice of life or death, the Samurai quickly chooses free tempura battered onion rings from TGI Fridays
The true path to happiness for the Samurai is free cheesecake from Longhorns
Faced with the choice of life or death, the Samurai quickly chooses free tempura battered onion rings from TGI Fridays
The true path to happiness for the Samurai is free cheesecake from Longhorns
For a samurai, a simple word is important no matter where he may be. By just one single word martial valor can be made apparent. In peaceful times words show one's bravery. In troubled times, too, one knows that by a single word his strength or cowardice can be seen. This single word is the flower of one's heart. It is not something said simply with one's mouth.
The single word is "free".........free fried cheese skewers from Max and Ermas with this sick coupon
Nothin
I wish he would quote something other than Hagakure though. Mushashi Mayamoto is better.
Whats even funnier, is that we all know.
I wish he would quote something other than Hagakure though. Mushashi Mayamoto is better.
A Samurai's whole life is a succession of one free fried cheese triangle from O'Charleys after another. If one fully understands the loyalty game, they will never pay for an appetizer or dessert ah-gain
he claims he has a mexican wife/girlfriend with step kids. who knows.
This doesn't jive with the most recent paddock poll, VT.
I imagine the end will find me with a plate full of coke and some chore..if it's over, i'm going out blasting..
Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master.
Toasted anus is inevitable and death should be performed daily. Every day when one's toasted anus are at peace, one should toast the anus upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, speers and turds, being carried away by toilet waves, being thrown into the midst of a great toasted anus, being struck by more toasted anus, being toasted to death by a toasted anus, falling from toasted anuses, dying of toasted anus or committing toasted anus at the death of one's toasted anus.
Meditation on the lives of those who have not mastered the restaurant loyalty game should be performed daily. Everyday when one's mind and body are feasting upon the sweet free onion straws from Outback....one should meditate upon the life of some stupid ******* who actually paid for them
Actually, Hell is decorated in orange and white checkerboard, and the UT band version of Rocky Top is piped in 24/7 with those toothless inbreeders singing along to it......