End of the world plans?

AustinTXCat

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Toasted anus is inevitable and death should be performed daily. Every day when one's toasted anus are at peace, one should toast the anus upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, speers and turds, being carried away by toilet waves, being thrown into the midst of a great toasted anus, being struck by more toasted anus, being toasted to death by a toasted anus, falling from toasted anuses, dying of toasted anus or committing toasted anus at the death of one's toasted anus.
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rmattox

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I'm planning a family reunion in heaven. Might go watch Ky beat Fla in a Football game.
 

warrior-cat

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Meeting with God and going on from there but, not before I ***** slap Ronin to death so that so we could all go out happy.
 

VT/UK Rondo

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In all seriousness, If you listen to these "Doomsday Preppers", they are unrealistic in most of their plans. The best you can hope for (IMO) is to have the skill set/ plans to survive hard times including natural disasters. If the US does go to hell, I think the people of KY and the Appalachian regions will likely fare better than most. What most of these "preppers" WANT to learn and do, most of us raised in the country either already do or at least know how to do IF we have to. I love trying to be self sufficient and If not for the wife, I would truely try to live off the grid. Last year I conducted a little experiment where I spent only $50 for groceries over 2 months buying bare essentials and cooked meals much like my Grandparents did. No fastfood or empty calorie crap just "ol country food" canned from the garden or froze in the freezer. Cornbread, biscuits, eggs, potatoes, onions and peppers, applesauce, fried chicken, deer burger, deer jerkey, rabbit, fish, homemade applebutter and peach jam, cream corn, beans, rice. Hell we ate good. Wife never caught on and it beat the hell out of the $300 a month she usually spent on crap Krogers and Walmart.
 

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I tried once to live on bear essentials for a month. Mostly fish, berries, honey, picnic baskets, etc. Surprised me how easy it was.
 
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VT/UK Rondo

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$300 grocery tag? :eek:. When I was single and living alone... $60 tops. Now married for a year... never been higher than $140. Sounds to me like your wife may be the problem haha

Kinda. She buys expensive junk food. I can carry all of the groceries she buys into the house in one trip and it barely lasts a week and usually runs around $100-$150.
 

VT/UK Rondo

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Expensive junk food? Like what?

Slim Jim slammed in Au Jus sauce? Cheetos coated in 39 yr old Himalaya n goat cheese?

$300?? GD man.

Chips, trail mix, cereal, pizza rolls, fruit cups, yogurt will have you at $50 before you even have stuff to cook a meal.
 

DUNNSTILLFREENALIVE

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To successfully destroy the planet earth one must do what? Develop a weapon of mass destruction that would explode the entire planet to bits. That is a big explosion!!!! And a very powerful weapon. But all this would do is cause another magical "Big Bang " that would give life all over again. So when the world ends it will be the beginning of life all over again some how some way just because over billions and billions of years something really wacky is just bound to happen
 

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isn't the end of the world the "end of the world"... like all things die, no more life, the world ends?

What good does it do to have plans for that?
I was thinking more like plans before. One last go with the wife, eat a peanut butter sandwich for the last time, have a cup of coffee, etc.
 
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warrior-cat

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Wow, I must be doing something wrong here, we spend about $400.00-$500.00 a month on groceries.