ESPN's "No-Longer-Way-Too-Early Top 25 for 2015-16"

[DukeDenver]

What about "douchebag"?

 

[QC Dukie]

Disagree.

I mean, if you watched Henson as a Freshman it was like wow this dude is brain dead and has no idea how to play basketball. The following years he gained IQ, then an amazing defensive presence, and then further amazingly a mid range jump shot. In culmination, he was a scary good player for the college ranks.

Had Anthony Davis not jumped off the planet to finger Henson's last second shot that year, UNC would have beaten Kentucky at the beginning of the year. And, heavens, surely even you guys can admit we would have won the championship that year if Creighton hadn't broken Marshall's wrist.

C'mon dude. Are we really gonna play the "if" game now? Okay, IF UNC hadn't cheated like hell for years and years and years, you guys could land at least a 4 star recruit every now and then. IF Roy Williams wasn't an absolute liar and actually admitted he knew SOMETHING was going on around your campus I could maybe respect him just a little. IF you hadn't used all those fake *** classes to get your hoops players through college, you wouldn't have so many fake *** banners hanging in the Dean Dome today.
But seriously, IF we used your IF tactics, we'd have 3 or 4 more Championships as well. Moral of the story, IF Grandma had balls, we'd all call her Grandpa.

And if "ifs ands or buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a very Merry Christmas

OFC

 

[Crank_it_loud]

Beastin'.

 

[Showenuff]

If a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn't bump his *** when he hopped.