Everyone Get Ready: I'm About Ready to Start Supporting Stoops...

homerblue

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I like the fact that homer is here to take the licks for LPT nation. The rest of them are too gutless to show up and discuss what used to be a rivalry game in less than two weeks.

LPT Football: EKU is now our rival...

First off, You are not and never will be a rival of the BIG BLUE. Our football rival is UT. Drew Barker will DESTROY your no talent defense. Boom will rush for 200 and ul will lose by at least 21. You have gotten use to playing a bunch of nobodys while our boys have gone to war all season in the mighty SEC.
 

zipp_rivals

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While our friend is obviously being sarcastic, consider how many LPT fans actually believe what homer's touting. A team that has beaten LPT 30 outta the last 31 years, a team that has beaten them by a combined 65 points the last two years, THAT team considers LPT a "rival".

If it wasn't so hilarious and I didn't know homer, I'd almost think he was serious. But hey, Stoops is gonna be the guy to make Year 32 magical.

LPT Football: It would take a magician...
 
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He bait me

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While our friend is obviously being sarcastic, consider how many LPT fans actually believe what homer's touting. A team that has beaten LPT 30 outta the last 31 years, a team that has beaten them by a combined 65 points the last two years, THAT team considers LPT a "rival".

If it wasn't so hilarious and I didn't know homer, I'd almost think he was serious. But hey, Stoops is gonna be the guy to make Year 32 magical.

LPT Football: It would take a magician...

The Vols actually consider Vandy more of their rival than the Slapdicks... Bama is the team UT wants the beat the most every year.
 

KerryRhodes

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I'm kinda warming to the thought of LPT going to a worthless bowl game with 5-7 record. It's kinda like taking a knee--giving them what they want.

Can you imagine the bowl they would get, the team they would play, and their fan turnout?...




Kentucky can't go to a bowl game as a 5-7 team because the NCAA requires that 5-7 teams be offered bowl bids in descending order of APR score. Kentucky's APR of 945 ranks among the worst in the nation.
 

Senore2006

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Kentucky can't go to a bowl game as a 5-7 team because the NCAA requires that 5-7 teams be offered bowl bids in descending order of APR score. Kentucky's APR of 945 ranks among the worst in the nation.
See?

The Nation Awakes!!
 

zipp_rivals

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Kentucky can't go to a bowl game as a 5-7 team because the NCAA requires that 5-7 teams be offered bowl bids in descending order of APR score. Kentucky's APR of 945 ranks among the worst in the nation.
That's even better--is it true?? Never heard that before...
 

homerblue

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Those APR scores only prove how clean and honest of a program we are. Even if it makes our climb back to the top a little harder, Mitch runs a very clean and honest department. It is a proven fact that 90% of those schools ranked above UK cheat on grades.
 

gocds

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A PROVEN FACT?!? homer you are full of crap and all the low APR proves is the extent uselessakay will go to to keep all of those wonderful new recruits elgible. Either you are an idiot or a UofL fan trying to stir the pot. In either case you need to go away and the sooner the better.

GO CARDS - BEAT EVERYBODY!!! God Bless America!!!
 
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Senore2006

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Homer was well-named. I remember when he wrote The Iliad. That was some top notch stuff. Achilles kicks *** just like Forrest.