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Tinker Dan

Tinker Dan

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Willy4UK said:
Ida, look. Don't be passive aggressive. Kill it. Don't do some ***** waifish ****. Go over there with gun and blow its brains out. Don't have a gun? Mf'er i know you got a steak knife. Kill it. ****. Let me be the satan. Kill it


Look, f*** it. Does it really matter? Jesus, Ida.
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An oldie, but one of my favorites. Your post made me think of good old James Gregory.

 
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IdaCat

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Somebody start a gofundme page for Willy. Bring him out of third world living conditions. He's starting to make me feel guilty for bitching about normal American ****.
 
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Crushgroove

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IdaCat said:
The bb gun idea crossed my mind. We've got a cedar fence between us, so I don't have a clear shot unless I go out front. Too exposed. My brother said I should spray them with mountain lion piss. I guess it can be bought online. Said it would make them would go nuts. But it's not really their fault they have such inconsiderate owners.
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I'm down with the Glory hole suggestions.
 
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Crushgroove

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Neighbors are all great, but the folks next door have a small fleet of the oldest, shittiest cars imaginable. It really is an eyesore and makes me long for the days of HOAs. He's a really nice old man and he says he keeps the cars for family in case they need one someday. WTF? There's a 90's model Grand Am over there, man. And his truck is a 90's mdel Chevy that looks like a coat of many primer colors.

I mean, I get it. I'm a 'drive a paid-off car' kinda guy, myself. But, come on. Get that mess outta here. Nobody moved to this neighborhood to look at GM's ****** products on life support.
 
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UKGrad93

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I don't have any real complaints about my neighbors. An alcoholic couple lives on one side (always good to share a beer). Lesbian couple on the other side. Life is good.
 
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DSmith21

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Try grapes and chocolate if you blame the dogs. If you blame the people, molotov cocktails might send a message (like "die Mother-fer).

"Grapes and Raisins – This is one that lots of dog owners are unaware of. Grapes contain a toxin that can cause severe liver damage and kidney failure. We’ve heard stories of dogs dying from only a handful of grapes so do not feed your pup this toxic food."

"Chocolate – You’ve probably heard this before, but chocolate is a definite no no for your pup. And it’s not just about caffeine, which is enough to harm your dog by itself, but theobromine and theophylline, which can be toxic, cause panting, vomiting, and diarrhea, and damage your dog’s heart and nervous systems."

https://www.caninejournal.com/foods-not-to-feed-dog/
 
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LordEgg_rivals16573

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Willy needs some
Missionaries to remind him god loves him and wants him in that ******** for a higher purpose.

Get lighter fluid and spell out DOG F@$&ER in the neighbors yard and set alight.
 
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LineSkiCat14

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I'm more concerned about 3 neglected dogs and a son whose parents won't take the time to teach him about owning pets, something that isn't exactly rocket surgery. Sucks for you, also.. but there's a bigger issue and that's ****** people.

So.. Poison the parents, and send the three dogs my way. Someone else on the Paddock will have to take the boy.. My best choice? Probably @Willy4UK
 
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YourPublicEnemy

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Willy4UK said:
Goddamn you c*** suckers have no clue. Lay up in your happy go lucky families. Barking dog prolly angry at the meek house cat. Kids all ******. Prolly fat too. Not playing goddamn basketball like they should be. Living on candy making video games.

Taco Donna goddammit
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I'm starting to be able to determine what you're drinking and how much you're drinking by your posts.

[cheers]
 
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YourPublicEnemy

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UKGrad93 said:
One early 40's used to be straight lesbian & one truck driver hat lesbian.
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What the hell is the fascination with butch lesbians? You want the characteristics of a man but enjoy ******? Just get a man and suggest a threesome. Boom. Problem solved.
 
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