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GhostVol

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Was coming back to my office, and saw this fat chick get off the elevator. In yoga pants. Those poor pants were stretched to the limit, to the point where even Stevie Wonder could see she had on a red thong. And the next time I send up a prayer, I will add that poor thong to the list...for it NEEDS mercy in the worst way.

Now normally, a thong sighting would make my day. But in this case, even Mr Happy Man was crying out to me "MY EYE, MY EYE! MAKE IT STOP!" Bad thing was, I would have given her a bit of a break if it was a classic whaletail. But no, it was straight across her waist...which was the exact same dimension as her hips, which was the exact same dimension of her bust. Lord knows I've done my share of fat girls, but for some reason, seeing this one in yoga pants just deflated me, in every way possible.

And don't get me started on fat chicks wearing leggings. My mind goes immediately to thinking "Sausage casings". Every time. Slim/average sized women in yoga pants/leggings is a blessing, tho.

So for the Paddock. Fat chicks in yoga pants/leggings. Yea or nay?
 
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I identify as a fat chick in yoga pants, so yes.

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Hell no. I don't see em as much. I used to see them all the time. I guess they're tired of shaming themselves.
 
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why???

This does remind me of a chick I saw a taco bell a few weeks ago. She wasn't fit, but wasn't big either just normal I guess. She was wearing this tight *** brown yoga pants. Well I happened to look down a bit and by god it looked like a mix between a bear claw and a moose knuckle. That was a giant angry beaver between her legs and she was proud to show it off.
 
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Chick was probably 5'3-5'5 maybe 120-135...she had some thick thighs though. Would not hit it, but was just amazed at how open she was at showing off her ginormous angry beaver/moose knuckle.
 
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GhostVol said:
Was coming back to my office, and saw this fat chick get off the elevator. In yoga pants. Those poor pants were stretched to the limit, to the point where even Stevie Wonder could see she had on a red thong. And the next time I send up a prayer, I will add that poor thong to the list...for it NEEDS mercy in the worst way.

Now normally, a thong sighting would make my day. But in this case, even Mr Happy Man was crying out to me "MY EYE, MY EYE! MAKE IT STOP!" Bad thing was, I would have given her a bit of a break if it was a classic whaletail. But no, it was straight across her waist...which was the exact same dimension as her hips, which was the exact same dimension of her bust. Lord knows I've done my share of fat girls, but for some reason, seeing this one in yoga pants just deflated me, in every way possible.

And don't get me started on fat chicks wearing leggings. My mind goes immediately to thinking "Sausage casings". Every time. Slim/average sized women in yoga pants/leggings is a blessing, tho.

So for the Paddock. Fat chicks in yoga pants/leggings. Yea or nay?
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I find them to be disgusting. You can just smell the stank from fatties in yoga pants.
 
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JasonSpear said:
if you don't have a nice ***/legs don't wear yoga pants. Simply concept. It's not to be taken lightly. Most even "normal" sized women (or at least that's what they would try to convince you they are) shouldn't wear em.

Fit, toned, or at least not 5'4" 160.
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Shorts should be outlawed for obese people.
 
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I blame the manufacturers. Yoga pants should only be made in sizes small and medium. But as long as they can be found in large, XL, XXL and XXXL this is going to continue to plague our society.
 
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I like thicker women, not like whales, but I'll take 5'5" 140 over 5'3" 95 any day. (The muscly/sickly wafer look is a turnoff for me)

But, there's gotta be a limit. I say if we can see the cellulite dimples in your *** or if your *** is eating your pants, it's time to wear denim or thick material sweats.
 
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allabouttheUK said:
You think if you were in the woods and a squatch was in the distance you wouldn't stare? That's what this moose knuckle was like...it was hard to turn away.
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Must be harder to just turn away from the keyboard and stop making up outlandish stories. If you can't do that, I hear Rafters is accepting new posters. YWIA.
 
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This thread is missing something.
 
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If fat women are allowed to wear yoga pants they should at least be required to wear burkas. :eek:

 
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MegaBlue05 said:
But, there's gotta be a limit. I say if we can see the cellulite dimples in your *** or if your *** is eating your pants, it's time to wear denim or thick material sweats.
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Or it time to move on in life and into the world of them big @ss preganancy dress / gowns that old bag ladies wear.
 
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These fat chicks wear those tight athletic stretch pants, yet exercise is the farthest thing from their minds. I don't get it.
 
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Anybody with any thoughts on the correlation of ****** tightness relative to body size? I've been with skinny women whose was the size of a coal bucket but have no sample size on big women
 
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stevo51 said:
Anybody with any thoughts on the correlation of ****** tightness relative to body size? I've been with skinny women whose was the size of a coal bucket but have no sample size on big women
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you ain't banged any fat chicks, then you just ain't tried. time to get out there and live a little man! i know most of the paddock, aside from willy, and maybe funky only bangs 9s-10s.
 
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Regardless of size, if a lady wants to wear yoga pants and make her private parts visible then I, who was raised to be a polite gentleman, will accomodate her and graciously stare at her unmentionables with the tenacity of a pit bull terrier.
 
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We-Todd-Did said:
Regardless of size, if a lady wants to wear yoga pants and make her private parts visible then I, who was raised to be a polite gentleman, will accomodate her and graciously stare at her unmentionables with the tenacity of a pit bull terrier.
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You're a good man We-Todd. And they say chivalry is dead. I beg to differ. A tip of the hat to you sir.
 
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funKYcat75 said:
Must be harder to just turn away from the keyboard and stop making up outlandish stories. If you can't do that, I hear Rafters is accepting new posters. YWIA.
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Outlandish..you think that's outlandish? Either you are blind, wifey doesn't let you out of the house very often, or you live in a community with nothing but men. It doesn't really matter what your reasoning is for thinking it's outlandish. All it takes is a trip to Wal-Mart after 10 pm to see how outlandish it really is. Lots of women wear things they probably shouldn't.

Oh and I'll post wherever the fck I want, but thanks for the suggestion. Have a great day!
 
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she sounds hideous. How about when the big boys talk about women you just stay over to the side
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awwww you called yourself a big boy...that's cute. You must have just gotten promoted to the adult table a holiday dinners, huh?

Since you know so much about the fat chicks in things they shouldn't wear I'll let you take the lead...carry on.
 
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allabouttheUK said:
awwww you called yourself a big boy...that's cute. You must have just gotten promoted to the adult table a holiday dinners, huh?

Since you know so much about the fat chicks in things they shouldn't wear I'll let you take the lead...carry on.
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If you think 130 lbs is a fat chick then your projected age just dropped to 13 instead of 16
 
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SHiiight, some of my greatest slump busters where a little on the thick size. 5'3 130 is not considered fat. Damn sure would not show flabs or under gut. Someone is trying way too hard to look cool. Would love to see a few pics of his trophies. If 5'3 130 is fat to him, he must be really banging methheads. "Dude, I just nailed this dime over the weekend, she was fit and trim, man she was bad, perfect size to, 5'3, 88 pounds, a true blonde, well a little color or bleached blonde, but damn she was hot."
 
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