Fat chicks in yoga pants

allabouttheUK

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SHiiight, some of my greatest slump busters where a little on the thick size. 5'3 130 is not considered fat. Damn sure would not show flabs or under gut. Someone is trying way too hard to look cool. Would love to see a few pics of his trophies. If 5'3 130 is fat to him, he must be really banging methheads. "Dude, I just nailed this dime over the weekend, she was fit and trim, man she was bad, perfect size to, 5'3, 88 pounds, a true blonde, well a little color or bleached blonde, but damn she was hot."

I never said the trailer trash girl was fat, just sloppy and looked like she probably has a drug problem. I've had a few fatties before, so I'm not a guy to talk about all the dimes and shat like that. Hell my perfect woman is more along the lines of Kate Upton or the chick on the cover of the new swimsuit issue than what you're talking about.
 

MegaBlue05

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Really depends on how tall she is. She 5'7" or 5'1"?

If she's 5'7" and 130 she's too GD skinny and needs to eat some cheeseburgers. Stick women are yuck. I'll take a muffin top over an Ethiopian fitness model any day because I have two requirements: tig ole bitties and a round ***.

It's a reason why many Asian women might as well be dudes to me.
 

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I've found that most men who prefer the cow udders and huge *** do so because they were never able to get the smaller, more in-shape variety more readily accepted by society. It's cool. Gotta take what you can get. [thumb2]
I prefer little stomach, little tits, nice ***. Gets me every time.
 

allabouttheUK

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I've had the super fit girl before, wasn't for me. I have the super skinny, wasn't for me. I have the "take one for the team", not for me. I have had the "please dear god don't put all your weight on me", not for me.

There is a very specific body type that I seem to be attracted to, but they are so freakin rare. Has to have a little meat on the bones, and curves where they matter.
 

TruBluCatFan

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Chick was probably 5'3-5'5 maybe 120-135...she had some thick thighs though. Would not hit it, but was just amazed at how open she was at showing off her ginormous angry beaver/moose knuckle.

She may have been ugly as sin but you lose some credibility when you call a woman 5'3-5'5" and 120-135 fat.
 

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Regardless of size, if a lady wants to wear yoga pants and make her private parts visible then I, who was raised to be a polite gentleman, will accomodate her and graciously stare at her unmentionables with the tenacity of a pit bull terrier.
And we all love moose knuckles.
 

jwheat

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If never in my life seen someone complain so much about how a woman looks. Please post a pic of your wife/girlfriend
Just admit that you made up the whole thing.

or

Delete your account.
Hopefully delete the account. I can only handle one tommy at a time.
 

allabouttheUK

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If never in my life seen someone complain so much about how a woman looks. Please post a pic of your wife/girlfriend

Hopefully delete the account. I can only handle one tommy at a time.

[roll]

Save yourself some time and just put me on ignore dumbass. I've already owned you, more than once.
 

allabouttheUK

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The thread was about fat chicks in yoga pants!

The chick was wearing yoga pants, and had a fat beaver...that's close enough to bring up. If you had such a problem with the post you could have ignored it and carried on, but of course you, just like the other clown TB had to ***** about the content of post.

I can keep doing this, or you can just ignore me. It won't hurt my feelings any.
 

TruBluCatFan

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The chick was wearing yoga pants, and had a fat beaver...that's close enough to bring up. If you had such a problem with the post you could have ignored it and carried on, but of course you, just like the other clown TB had to ***** about the content of post.

I can keep doing this, or you can just ignore me. It won't hurt my feelings any.
Good lord you're a thin skinned *** aren't you. Like you so eloquently told others in this thread, I'll post what I please.
 

allabouttheUK

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Good lord you're a thin skinned *** aren't you. Like you so eloquently told others in this thread, I'll post what I please.

Not thin skinned at all, just have a difficult time communicating with the mentally challenged. ;)

It's very frustrating for me.
 

MdWIldcat55

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This is a verbatim conversation from this morning as my wife was dropping me off at the subway.

A woman about 5'7'' 145 pounds, a bit thick with a large but round and not flabby *** walks by in very tight Yoga pants:

My wife: "That's disgusting. Who would want to look at that?"
Me: "Me."
(long silence)
 

Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587

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I've banged them on the thin side and I've banged some big women as well. I agree with the guy who said some skinny women was like a coal bucket. I've seen some fat chicks whose was as tight as a mouse's ear, be it because of the extra cushioning around it or lack of usage. Either way, there's no shame in my game. The worst I've ever had was still wonderful.
 
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Nay. Same for mini skirts. Don't most of us like to look our best whatever hand we're dealt? That's not their best look. Well, IMO of course.
 

RUPPsRevenge1

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I think the fat girls wearing them are sort of the Jesus of yoga pants. They sacrifice and wear them so we can all enjoy the good ones. Keeping them in fashion is the key to enjoying the good ones. Unfortunately, you will get some bad ones too.
 
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