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Military initiation. At least that was the lie they told me. I apparently was asphyxiated by her sheer bulk right off the bat and when I awoke I saw what I thought might have been an iceberg or a passing freighter... only it was wearing what looked like a green comforter. It washed up over me again. Undulating like a giant tidal wave until all the light was sucked out of the world and I was trapped below that giant writhing bulbous mass. I had to time my breathing in between each wave of blubberous ecstasy. I'm fearful even now, more than 3 decades later. Every time I see a dump truck or hear a giant building creaking before a monstrous wind I am taken back to that time. I feel suffocated, still. Clawing for breath. I will never live down the shame of finally busting a nut somewhere in that oozing flesh. I'm not even sure what part of her that I was attached to at that point. It was like being buried alive in an avalanche.

Anyone else ever been initiated similarly. I was only 18 years old.
 

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A few. Summary.

Had a 50+ yr old fat Hispanic prostitute with no teeth give me a BJ in a Juarez ***** house.

Banged a couple of fatties in one night at two different times two different locations. One of them had tits that look like rivers on a road map

woke up another time with a fat chick face down in my bed and I had no idea who it was at first

Did a fat reese witherspoon from a bar
 
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A few. Summary.

Had a 50+ yr old fat Hispanic prostitute with no teeth give me a BJ in a Juarez ***** house.

Banged a couple of fatties in one night at two different times two different locations. One of them had tits that look like rivers on a road map

woke up another time with a fat chick face down in my bed and I had no idea who it was at first

Did a fat reese witherspoon from a bar
Was that the Juarez ***** house where you were almost murdered?

Anyways, had planned on just posting "roll her in flour and look for the wet spot" ITT until I saw Willy's post. Oh well.
 
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Was that the Juarez ***** house where you were almost murdered?

Anyways, had planned on just posting "roll her in flour and look for the wet spot" ITT until I saw Willy's post. Oh well.


haha, yep same one. That old fat ***** bout got me killed.
 

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**** I nailed a couple before. Big girls need love to. Some of my greatest bjs have come from a big girl she must of mistaken it for a Popsicle with cake frosting in the middle. Those familiar with Donnie baker, enjoy:

 

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Best sex in my life was with a Samoan chick in Savannah, GA. She manhandled me, and I could jackhammer her without worrying about hurting me, or her, or anything else that got in the way. I will say that the Hilton Garden Inn on Abercorn St has STURDY beds!
 

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Best sex in my life was with a Samoan chick in Savannah, GA. She manhandled me, and I could jackhammer her without worrying about hurting me, or her, or anything else that got in the way. I will say that the Hilton Garden Inn on Abercorn St has STURDY beds!

Too many details. Obviously, like most of your "escapades," this is a lie. But then again, bigger girls are your all's type, so I'm conflicted.
 

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I think op was referring to girls who are thick/ heavy set not obese. Like that girl precious. I think the chick that was on sports illustrated that most on here said they wouldn't touch was hot. Personally, I've never been one for the 12yr old boy Taylor swift look.
 

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I think op was referring to girls who are thick/ heavy set not obese. Like that girl precious. I think the chick that was on sports illustrated that most on here said they wouldn't touch was hot. Personally, I've never been one for the 12yr old boy Taylor swift look.

Agreed. I'm fine with a little meat (that sounds weird).

I'd take a chubby lass over a stick figure. Genuinely fat women? Nah.
 

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Too many details. Obviously, like most of your "escapades," this is a lie. But then again, bigger girls are your all's type, so I'm conflicted.
 
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Getting drunk and doing a fatty is a rite of passage. It proves once and for all which head does the thinking while under the influence.

 
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Knew a guy that when the internet first started to get going picked up a chick from about an hour away. No picture or anything. She said she was like 5'4 135 lbs. It was like 130 in the morning.

When she got in his car, she was more like 5'2 280. He panicked and didn't know what to do. He drove her all the way back to close to his place. After an hour drive he realized she was too nasty to do anything with, even though he was trying to convince himself otherwise.

He pulled in a gas station and asked if she would run in and get them a soft drink. When she was in the bavk of the store he bailed. Leaving this girl in a ghetto gas station one hour from her house.
 

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I won't lie, I'll take a "plus sized" over a "petite" any day of the week. Fight me, bro.

That said, one Friday night I got really f'd up on Wild Turkey 101 and Xanax bars (snorting, snot swallowing) in college. I vaguely remember leaving the party I was at. Woke up the next morning with a wildabeast, probably at least 300 lbs, stark *** nekkid in my bed, backne and all. I don't recall getting home, much less plowing that.

I hoped maybe we just hung out and went to sleep. Nope. There were two condom wrappers on the floor and 2 used hats in the trash. I don't know if I hit it twice or double wrapped. Anyhow, when I realized what I'd done, I made up an excuse that I was late to work and had to leave ASAP. No time for goodbyes. No time to exchange contact info. I got in my car and drove around Bowling Green for 20 minutes, came back home and watched football all day. I didn't have a job at that time.
 
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I won't lie, I'll take a "plus sized" over a "petite" any day of the week. Fight me, bro.

That said, one Friday night I got really f'd up on Wild Turkey 101 and Xanax bars (snorting, snot swallowing) in college. I vaguely remember leaving the party I was at. Woke up the next morning with a wildabeast, probably at least 300 lbs, stark *** nekkid in my bed, backne and all. I don't recall getting home, much less plowing that.

I hoped maybe we just hung out and went to sleep. Nope. There were two condom rappers on the floor and 2 used hats in the trash. I don't know if I hit it twice or double wrapped. Anyhow, when I realized what I'd done, I made up an excuse that I was late to work and had to leave ASAP. No time for goodbyes. No time to exchange contact info. I got in my car and drove around Bowling Green for 20 minutes, came back home and watched football all day. I didn't have a job at that time.
Mo cushin' for the pushin' lol. I really hope therapy has helped you move past that traumatizing moment in your life
 

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Too many details. Obviously, like most of your "escapades," this is a lie. But then again, bigger girls are your all's type, so I'm conflicted.
Come down to Charleston. I'll hook you up. And the reason I still remember the details is that I'm not drunk out of my mind when I'm on the hunt. Try it. It works.
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.

good stuff Ghost. but you know it really helps to just have money. plus your talking to the paddock rich here. everyone on the paddock is nailing 10's.
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
Reminds me of The Ladies Man on Saturday Night Live
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
Great advice on how to pork some chubbies.
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
Solid advice and could not agree more. I know dancing isnt "cool" these days, but women love to dance. Love it. I would say if you can make them laugh, you are in the good.
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
Damnit ghost you nailed it! I picture you to be like chef(Isaac Hayes) from South Park just knocking it out with every girl you come across
 
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**** I nailed a couple before. Big girls need love to. Some of my greatest bjs have come from a big girl she must of mistaken it for a Popsicle with cake frosting in the middle. Those familiar with Donnie baker, enjoy:


No, big girls got **** to prove when it comes to a bj! They know what they're doing. Have had a few. Never bagged any big ladies, had a few that might be a tad on the hefty side! But have had a few bj's from big girls, and they were all really good! No shame there
 

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I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
I am an absolute master at this subject and I can back it up with the best advice any of you will ever get on this subject. I mean "ever" as in if you follow my advice then you will land all you can handle. It is very powerful advice and should not under any circumstances be followed if you want to remain faithful to your wife/girlfriend because it will land immediate results.

1) Ignore everything in GhostVol's post above.

2) ***Most Important Step and I am SERIOUS*** Learn Richard Gere Kung Fu. That means watch "American Gigalo" and especially "Breathless" very carefully and note exactly how Gere moves around women. How Gere talks to women. How Gere kisses women. The more perfectly you emulate his moves the more women will pick up on that and drop their drawers as fast as they can get them off because NOTHING turns a chick on sexually more than Richard Gere does.

I know many of you will think this is a joke post and I am being funny again, but I am promising you this is dynamite to women. I perfected the Richard Gere prowl. I have had women fu&^*5 my brains out and say I reminded them of RG while they were doing it.

All this was back in the day. I no longer apply these very powerful and dangerous mystic arts perfected by Richard Gere. But know, beyond any possible question, if you follow down this path and learn these terrible secrets you will leave a trail of drawers behind you because nothing on God's earth causes women to get hotter than acting like Richard Gere does. NOTHING.

You have all been warned.