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DSmith21

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GhostVol said:
I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
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All that is good advice for a normal women but you don't need to mess with all that with a fatty. Just tell them that you have food and ketchup at your house and you are as good as laid.

 
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paintrain_cat

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GhostVol said:
I'm feeling philosophical tonight. It's simple, really. If you're a heterosexual man, there's three different kinds of actual sex. If you're making love to the woman you love, there is nothing better. Nothing. The second kind is finding a woman you're attracted to, but LOVE is not involved. It's only pure sex, which CAN be pretty damn good! The third kind is the point of this thread. You have the choice between no sex at all, picking up Miss Right Now, or porn. I prefer Miss Right Now. She can be thin, average, or fat. I don't give a damn because she's Miss Right Now.

Any guy that isn't physically deformed or mentally deranged can pick up women. Me, I'm a 5 on the 1-10 scale. But here's the secret (s).

1. Learn how to dance. Not 'bro' dancing, not battle dancing, not clown dancing with your boys. YouTube is your friend.
2. Let a woman know you're interested. Make eye contact. If she looks back for more than 2 seconds, damn it, go for it. I've seen too many guys scared of rejection that totally miss out on women that they could actually get.
3. Make decent conversation. Most women's favorite subject is themselves. You can usually tell after 5 minutes if you need to continue on the course or seek out a new target.
4. Saved the best for last. BE. A. MAN. I'm not handsome. I'm not rich. But I act like a man. I treat a woman like a woman. If they say something, even if I'm pretending like I'm actually interested, I give them my attention. It works.
Bonus. 5. Shower/bathe. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shine. Your. Shoes. Good grooming will get you places. And for the sake of Zeus, don't act crude. I never, ever, use profanity around women, even if THEY cuss like sailors. Behave with class, you'll pick up that ***.
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Thanks, GHOST! YOU DA MAN! PLAYA PLAYA, AMIRITE?

Christ, this post REEKS of a man who DESPERATELY needs to get laid.
 
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80 Proof

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-BBH- said:
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So many things going on

  • Each swamp moose with her own 2 liter of Coke
  • The giant plumper clawing into the bottle of ranch
  • The obvious giant pizza
  • The skinny dude in the background
  • The incredible girth of smaller beast's upper arm
  • The crater sized belly button in that pink shirt
My goodness, bet GhostVol would get up in either of them though.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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80 Proof said:
So many things going on

  • Each swamp moose with her own 2 liter of Coke
  • The giant plumper clawing into the bottle of ranch
  • The obvious giant pizza
  • The skinny dude in the background
  • The incredible girth of smaller beast's upper arm
  • The crater sized belly button in that pink shirt
My goodness, bet GhostVol would get up in either of them though.
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Lol it's always the dudes who have no meat on their bones at all that go for these robust women. I think the guys are afraid to have it in fear these hotties wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Somebody's gotta die!
 
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Kybluedude

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bluejohnson said:
No, big girls got **** to prove when it comes to a bj! They know what they're doing. Have had a few. Never bagged any big ladies, had a few that might be a tad on the hefty side! But have had a few bj's from big girls, and they were all really good! No shame there
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Pics or it didn't happen
 
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I agree with you guys about not being attracted to a petite girl and would rather be with a girl with a tummy, or considered thick. Not fat. The scary part about this is the fact when they are like this, it doesn't take much for a really hot female with a belly to turn into a fat chick. The hottest female i have ever slept with was in highschool and a total bombshell. She wasn't petite, wasn't fat. She was almost perfect. The last time i saw this chick i couldn't believe my eyes and almost cried when i saw that she is now a huge whale. What a total waste! I don't know how any attractive female could let themselves go so bad and go from beauty to beast so quickly. Remembering this chick named and thinking about her current naked body, it just seems impossible. The chicks in that photo, why would anyone want to get that big and be that miserable? To be the next star of My 600 pound life just doesn't seem like something i would want to be a part of.
 
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