I've watched this movie several times and found it entertaining, what makes you such a big fan?
The scope of the movie. Gibson had to recreate an entire civilization, I think they even handmade all the costumes in the movie.
The storyline is basic and primitive, yet compelling. The protagonist escapes death at every turn. Non-stop action involving the scenic backdrops of Guatemala and Veracruz.
At one point, someone gets his face mauled by a jaguar. Everything in this cinematic world is comprehensive.
The underlying theme of tradition, strength, family, continuity. Traditional values that are overlooked in most modern storytelling.
The adherence toward an indigenous cast in the movie. Realistic.
It would be easy to lampoon the rituals and traditions shown in the movie, but in Apocalypto they are an integral part of the storyline and you can tell they researched those ceremonies to get them right.
I could go on and on. I'm whiskeyed up now, but I've always maintained Apocalypto is the best movie of the 00s