Favorite quotes
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Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Bartender: We got both kinds. We got country and western.
Bartender: We got both kinds. We got country and western.
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
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Giraffes are selfish - Barney Fife
"I may be a little bit mean, but I make it up by being really healthy".
Ernest T Bass
Ernest T Bass
Antoine Walker on why he shoots so many 3's? "Because there ain't no 4s".
Mike Tyson when asked about his match with Evander Holyfield "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth".
Mike Tyson when asked about his match with Evander Holyfield "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth".
I love to use that on rafters all the time with various numbers. And then people do research to prove me wrong.
“If we have to fight them, now is the time. From now on we will get weaker and they stronger.” General George Patton on fighting the Russians.
The welfare of huminity is always the alibi of tyrants.
Albert Camus
Albert Camus
“Mexico will pay for the wall.” Orange Jesus.
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try".
Have you donated any more money to Louisville BLM?
“I don’t trust a man who doesn’t drink”
-John Wayne.
“Here’s to absent friends…**** ‘em”
-Frank Sinatra.
-John Wayne.
“Here’s to absent friends…**** ‘em”
-Frank Sinatra.
Mon centre cède, ma droite recule, situation excellente, j'attaque.
"My center is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent... I am attacking."
"My center is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent... I am attacking."
Any one from " The Outlaw Josey Wales"
" Endeavor to Persevere"
" Pay me when you see me"
"Worms got to eat"
" Dying ain't much of a living "
" Endeavor to Persevere"
" Pay me when you see me"
"Worms got to eat"
" Dying ain't much of a living "
Hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got... and all he's ever gonna have.
I heard Kansas has three suns. Sunshine, sunflowers and sons of bitches.
" I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure " - Clarence Darrow
"'you miss 100% of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
"Lifes a dirty game, you have to play dirty to win" - Harris
"Lifes a dirty game, you have to play dirty to win" - Harris
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Jimmy:
Evening, John.
John Wick:
Evening, Jimmy. Noise complaint?
Jimmy:
Noise complaint.
[looks over John's shoulder, sees the dead body on the floor behind him]
Jimmy:
You... uh..."working" again?
John Wick:
No, just sorting some stuff out.
Jimmy:
Oh well, I'll leave you be then. Good night, John.
John Wick:
Good night, Jimmy.
Evening, John.
John Wick:
Evening, Jimmy. Noise complaint?
Jimmy:
Noise complaint.
[looks over John's shoulder, sees the dead body on the floor behind him]
Jimmy:
You... uh..."working" again?
John Wick:
No, just sorting some stuff out.
Jimmy:
Oh well, I'll leave you be then. Good night, John.
John Wick:
Good night, Jimmy.
"How ya doing"?
" I was better, but I've since gotten over it".
" I was better, but I've since gotten over it".
Sin City, one of my favorite action movies of all time. Marv is a quote machine in that movie:
I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.
I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.