What is his buyout? I'm sure some young pup would be chomping at the bit to come in here and piss on the bushes at Scott Field. Hell, I'd do it if they promise to let me lay my nut sack on a block of ice during the hot games and the cheerleaders will scratch my *** periodically throughout the game. With a little practice and training I might even be able to produce a load on the opponnent's logo in the middle of their field during halftime.
