First time ever trick or treating

[HighStickHarry_]

What a stupid ******* tradition. People everywhere darting front of cars. Weirdos with a steady stream of kids coming to their door. Don't get me started on adults dressing up. That will be the last time as well.

 

[osutater]

I bet you are a blast to hang out with.

 

[osujfro]

I'm sick of the war in Halloween

 

[HighStickHarry_]

Freak

 

[hollywood]

I really hope someone turns over your outhouse and puts a goat up on your roof, you halloweenie!

 

[anon_ph7vrsh7abnty]

You probably have some weird repressed stuff I hope you keep contained.

 

[MegaPoke]

What a stupid ****ing tradition. People everywhere darting front of cars. Weirdos with a steady stream of kids coming to their door. Don't get me started on adults dressing up. That will be the last time as well.

Fact: people who complain about adults dressing up in costumes are no fun sticks in the mud. Don't be that guy.

 

[purkey]

saw quite a few adults dressed up with their kids. Saw an excellent Beetlejuice...even had the same mannerisms. Halloween is a huge holiday but too bad it was on a Monday night this year.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

It's a kids-on-lawns orgy! Am I the only American left in this world?? Wear your regular clothes and buy your own damn candy.

I bet Bruce Jenner also loved Halloween.

Freaks.

 

[Been Jammin]

Fact: people who complain about adults dressing up in costumes are no fun sticks in the mud. Don't be that guy.

Too late.

 

[Been Jammin]

What a stupid ****ing tradition. People everywhere darting front of cars. Weirdos with a steady stream of kids coming to their door. Don't get me started on adults dressing up. That will be the last time as well.

So, you never went Trick or Treating as a kid? That would explain a lot.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

Never. I lived in the country and went down the road to my grandmas. I probably got a ginger snap. our school had something at the gym instead so people wouldn't have to go trick or treating. I think it was even banned for a while.

You are not a bumble bee. You are a kid panhandling. Get a job and some self respect. And get out of the street.

 

[Been Jammin]

 

[HighStickHarry_]

I challenge you to go back to the houses during the day you were at last night to see and talk to the people who gave your kids candy .

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

I challenge you to go back to the houses during the day you were at last night to see and talk to the people who gave your kids candy .

Put down the shovel and stop digging.

 

[long-duc-dong]

I say get rid of Christmas and have two Halloweens.

 

[A$$hole Consulting]

The two least stressful holidays are Halloween and 4th of July. Anyone who has a problem with either is a cuck.

 

[zthiel]

I'm 31 and getting to be a Debbie Downer in my old age. I caught myself last night saying Halloween is basically teaching our kids to panhandle. I sure do love candy though!! I'm not a fan of receiving gifts and I don't particularly like giving gifts unless its to someone that I think actually needs it. My wife hates me around most holidays.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

Put down the shovel and stop digging.

Halloween sucks and anyone who enjoys it sucks.

 

[MegaPoke]

Halloween sucks and anyone who enjoys it sucks.

Shut your hooker mouth.

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

Halloween sucks and anyone who enjoys it sucks.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

You are not a bumble bee. You are not a vampire. You are not a slutty nurse. Well you might be last one, but indulging a mental illness one day a year is one too many.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

Shut your hooker mouth.

People pay money to see you wear makeup. You get a half pass. If after the show you had to go to their house and get paid in dumb dumbs I doubt you would do it.

 

[MegaPoke]

People pay money to see you wear makeup. You get a half pass. If after the show you had to go to their house and get paid in dumb dumbs I doubt you would do it.

Definitely not for dumb dumbs...
But, does this look like the face of a man who would not come to your house for skittles?? Or even Milk Duds??

 

[HighStickHarry_]

Yikes. Get a haircut and a golf shirt.

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

You are not a bumble bee. You are not a vampire. You are not a slutty nurse. Well you might be last one, but indulging a mental illness one day a year is one too many.

I had a 16 year old slutty nurse walk up to my house wanting candy.

Costumes are cute.

And that's all that I'm going to say about that.

But if a man feels deep down inside more like a bumblebee than a man, and if I were that man, I'd accuse you of very offensive intolerance of my self-expression.

 

[anon_ph7vrsh7abnty]

Your kid is going to grow up to be a furry from repression.