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[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Back home we have 3 adult cats (we picked up a stray cat who ended up being pregnant and kept the two kittens others wouldn't adopt) and we had a stray kitten show up a few months back and it's momma never showed up after a week so we decided to keep it.

The kitten is really playful, and it's constantly wanting to play fight with the adult cats. The adult cats want nothing of it and are constantly hissing and fighting back in a non-playful fashion. The kitten apparently can't learn from the cats that they don't want to play and it seems to put the adult cats in a bad mood for a while after the kitten attempts to play fight.

We already got him neutered, hoping that would make him chill out, but it did no good. So what should we do?

 

[funKYcat75]

Something something Netflix.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

I also have a question for cat owners:

Do you hate yourself? And if no, when why not? You should... because your cat does.

No, because I like myself. It's kinda like having the poor man's version of the joy of having kids with nearly none of the problems of having kids.

 

[funKYcat75]

Burlap sack.
Rope.
Closest body of water.

Problem solved.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Burlap sack.
Rope.
Closest body of water.

Problem solved.

Monster

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

I always chuckle at the phrase "owning a cat".

People, the cat owns you. You pay for its food, medical care, and shelter for essentially nothing in return. It's like having a child but the cat will never pay for your nursing home bills.

 

[funKYcat75]

Monster

I wasn't talking about the cat.

 

[KingOfBBN]

I always chuckle at the phrase "owning a cat".

People, the cat owns you. You pay for its food, medical care, and shelter for essentially nothing in return. It's like having a child but the cat will never pay for your nursing home bills.

Why did I read this in the voice of Tyler Durden?

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

I always chuckle at the phrase "owning a cat".

People, the cat owns you. You pay for its food, medical care, and shelter for essentially nothing in return. It's like having a child but the cat will never pay for your nursing home bills.

I don't have to worry about the cat murdering another human being or turning into a disgrace to the human race. Or it driving a car. Or having to buy new clothes for it all the time. Having to put it through school. Day care. I don;t want to even think of all the other horrible things that come with having children.

 

[jtrue28]

opcorn:

 

[Xception]

Maybe you should buy a few cat toys and play with the kitten . Crazy , I know .

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Maybe you should buy a few cat toys and play with the kitten . Crazy , I know .

It does have toys, dozens, but we don't have the time to play with it like 12 hours a day haha

 

[mashburned]

Learn Toonces.

 

[KingOfBBN]

I don't have to worry about the cat murdering another human being or turning into a disgrace to the human race. Or it driving a car. Or having to buy new clothes for it all the time. Having to put it through school. Day care. I don;t want to even think of all the other horrible things that come with having children.

But your cat might eat your face off after you pass out or die alone. Just saying, man.

 

[Xception]

It does have toys, dozens, but we don't have the time to play with it like 12 hours a day haha

Cats sleep 16 to 20 hours a day usually , play for 30 minutes will probably get it done .

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Cats sleep 16 to 20 hours a day usually , play for 30 minutes will probably get it done .

This kitten sure as hell doesn't sleep anywhere close to that much.

 

[WettCat]

 

[KingOfBBN]

You know he's just sitting there and being pissed about the trash talk of his cats.

 

[Xception]

[laughing]

 

[WettCat]

 

[KingOfBBN]

This is literally the only cool cat to ever exist.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

At least someone put that brat kid in his place

 

[KingOfBBN]

I think wildcatboston's cat is posting under his account.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

But your cat might eat your face off after you pass out or die alone. Just saying, man.

I'll take my chances

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

cat swipes at my kid and I'm picking that ****er up and fastballing its furry *** against the wall.

Get your kid in line then!

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

OTOH, you don't have to worry about going blind from inflammatory neuro-retinitis because a child scratched your arm.

Cat Scratch Fever ain't always about chicks.

Touche, but I can get chicken pox and a whole lot more things form having a kid

 

[KingOfBBN]

If you need some good reading material, please, seek out @JasonSpear book

 

[rodgerblue]

I love cats, especially a good lap kitty. Ask a dog if he wants a treat and he will go nuts waiting for it. Ask a cat if he wants a treat and you will get a look that says - "**** you. You like that damn treat so much, YOU eat it."

 

[55wildcat]

Chinese restaurants are paying good by the pound this time of year. We talking 3 hundo per pound if its fresh siamese *****. Hairless may bring a lil more pound

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

I love cats, especially a good lap kitty. Ask a dog if he wants a treat and he will go nuts waiting for it. Ask a cat if he wants a treat and you will get a look that says - "**** you. You like that damn treat so much, YOU eat it."

Our cats go nuts for treats, especially the kitten. He'll be climbing all over you if you don't give them to him quick enough. I'm like damn cat chill for a second.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

If you need some good reading material, please, seek out @JasonSpear book

That cat looks like a bitchy one

 

[bradyjames]

I don't have to worry about the cat murdering another human being or turning into a disgrace to the human race. Or it driving a car. Or having to buy new clothes for it all the time. Having to put it through school. Day care. I don;t want to even think of all the other horrible things that come with having children.

Will the cat see to it you have good health care when you're old? I'm sure snuggles will make sure you aren't being abused at the nursing home.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

that cat is eating fresh salmon tonight

 

[We-Todd-Did]

This ancient internet nugget is still the gold standard.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Our cats go nuts for treats, especially the kitten. He'll be climbing all over you if you don't give them to him quick enough. I'm like damn cat chill for a second.

the root problem is obviously the cat. The burlap sack strategy seems like the best option at this point in time.

 

[55wildcat]

[roll]

Laughing things not allowed Speers. Have not read d league

 

[KingOfBBN]

lot of research went into that book. Only found one lesbian couple that didn't own a cat and turns out it was actually just a chick and a dude who identified as a chick. Didn't count it. Couldn't, obviously.

[roll]

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

You're not one of those anti-vaccine whackjobs are you?

No, I was just using that as an example of a common illness from when I was a kid. I got it before the vaccine was invented and my mom then got it from me.

 

[Robcatt24]

At least, please tell me these things are outside and not in the house.

Animals = outside

Humans = inside

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Our cats are indoor cats