Just got out of the emergency room. I decided to go horse back riding this morning, something I haven't done in many, many years. One of my cousins daughter has a beautiful horse and I just had to get on. At first the horse was just kind of walking and instinct came in and I gave the horse a little kick and he broke into a trot. All was well until I gave him a little bigger kick and he went into a full run. I hung on as long as I could and just flat at fell off the saddle and my foot got caught up in the stirrup and got dragged. Lucky for me the mgr. of Toy's Are Us was close by and unplugged the darn thing. They called the EMT's and off we went. Lucky for me I only have a badly high ankle sprain. I was wearing some new Nike's and feel if I had been wearing my Chuck's There would have not be a problem. On top of that I can't go into Toy's Are Us anymore. OFC
For OFC guys. On second thought all of you please read. Just proves you are never too old to do stup
- Thread starter skysdad
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I would call you a lucky man. It could have been a whole lot worse.
You *******, you scared the crap outta me first few lines. LOL
Nike's? High ankle sprain? Your a Duke guy for sure!
Sky, Show is right that you are a butthead. I was about to tell you how I broke so many body parts when I crashed the motorcycle I decided to get when I turned 56 years old in 2006 which I thought had your horse fall episode beaten. Now I'm not gonna tell you because you'll just make fun of me.
Are you banned from all Toys R Us or just that location? You coulda got some serious concrete burn!
So did you really sprain your ankle on a Toys R Us kid ride?
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't found the surveillance video.
OFC
OFC
First few lines I genuinely felt bad, at Toys R Us was hoping this was true.
All Toys R Us. They took my picture and are going to blow it up and have it go nation wide.
OFCI wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't found the surveillance video.
OFC
I just busted out laughing dirt. One of the best of all time. OFC
Sky is that you? Looks a little like Big Luke Maye.I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't found the surveillance video.
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Sky is that you? Looks a little like Big Luke Maye.
big luke maye has never and will never be that handsome. OFC
Sky you handsome devil, you are a Lady's Man.
Men want to be like you and Women want to be with you!
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't found the surveillance video.
OFC
Now that's just daggum funny. I don't care who you are. OFC