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[LonghornsGamecocks]

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In all seriousness, Chick Fil A mayo is the BEST mayo I've ever had. Even better than Kewpie. They need to bottle and sell that ****. They sell their salad dressings, Polynesian sauce, and CFA sauce on grocery store shelves. They need to add the mayonnaise to that, stat.

 

[Silverspur02]

In all seriousness, Chick Fil A mayo is the BEST mayo I've ever had. Even better than Kewpie. They need to bottle and sell that ****. They sell their salad dressings, Polynesian sauce, and CFA sauce on grocery store shelves. They need to add the mayonnaise to that, stat.

Go to Food Lion. They carry Chick Fil a Mayo.

 

[LonghornsGamecocks]

Go to Food Lion. They carry Chick Fil a Mayo.

Food Lion website has dozens of mayo offerings, none of them CFA. Given that people sell lots of CFA mayo packets on eBay, plus zero results from Google shopping, I'm virtually certain they don't sell their mayonnaise. I wish they would.

 

[mickray]

Dukes.

 

[Silverspur02]

Food Lion website has dozens of mayo offerings, none of them CFA. Given that people sell lots of CFA mayo packets on eBay, plus zero results from Google shopping, I'm virtually certain they don't sell their mayonnaise. I wish they would.

I saw it in the Food Lion in Lexington on Thursday... When we passed it, I tolf my wife - "Look, they have Chic Fila Mayonnaise".

You google all you want, I saw it with my own eyes in the store.

 

[LonghornsGamecocks]

I saw it in the Food Lion in Lexington on Thursday... When we passed it, I tolf my wife - "Look, they have Chic Fila Mayonnaise".

You google all you want, I saw it with my own eyes in the store.

I believe you. But it's not even on Food Lion's website as a product they carry.

I live in Texas, and the closest Food Lion to me is 1,043 miles away anyway.

 

[Silverspur02]

I believe you. But it's not even on Food Lion's website as a product they carry.

I live in Texas, and the closest Food Lion to me is 1,043 miles away anyway.

Ok. so now I have to apologize to you. Just had to run to Food Lion and I was going to send you a pic. When I got there, one bin had Chic Fila Polynesian Sauce, and the other bin that had the bottles that look exactly like their Mayonnaise packets actually said Chic Fila SAUCE. not mayo.

I guess I needed to actually read the bottle label.

Again, I apologize...

 

[bayrooster]

In all seriousness, Chick Fil A mayo is the BEST mayo I've ever had. Even better than Kewpie. They need to bottle and sell that ****. They sell their salad dressings, Polynesian sauce, and CFA sauce on grocery store shelves. They need to add the mayonnaise to that, stat.

Back in the 80s, before they came up with the CFA sauce, mayo WAS the sauce for the sandwich. That might be why I think mayo goes well with fried chicken