Funniest name you've ever been called?
- Thread starter ZenCatFan73
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One time I tried to make a decent thread on this very message board. I failed in this particular situation and everyone pointed at me, laughing and saying, "You're such a ZenCatFan73!"
I contemplated suicide.
I contemplated suicide.
What is a "variation of the male member?"
Is that like a Caitlyn Jenner deal?
Is that like a Caitlyn Jenner deal?
I once was working some ladies for all I was worth. One commented on my plaid shirt and beard, calling me Al Borland.
I was done.
I was done.
OP, I'm not saying it's definitely going to happen but there's about a 90 percent chance you're going to get raped on here or stabbed by some bum eating a cheese sandwich out of the garbage, when you stop to ask for directions and pull out a towelette from your fanny pack.
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I was gifted with three first names, three middle names and two last names, and I'm a II...what more is there to say?
I'm really glad you can legally get married now op. Based on your nickname I'm guessing you're the butch.
There was a commercial on TV years ago that had a guy with a shirt on that said "LUNCH" in block letters (a la Blutowski's "COLLEGE" sweatshirt). Well, I thought that was pretty funny so my friends and I took up the nicknames for the night of "Breakfast", "Dinner", "Snacks" and I was "Lunch".
We went out to a bar and my friend "Dinner" went up to a girl and introduced himself as such and then turned to me and said, "And this is my friend, 'Lunch'."
The girl turns to me, gives me the once over, and says very slowly and with as much derision as she could muster, "See ya later, Lunch."
Good times... good times.
We went out to a bar and my friend "Dinner" went up to a girl and introduced himself as such and then turned to me and said, "And this is my friend, 'Lunch'."
The girl turns to me, gives me the once over, and says very slowly and with as much derision as she could muster, "See ya later, Lunch."
Good times... good times.