FYI: I have several open spots in a "Lexington Bad Boys" group
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I was wondering if this was just a newer beta cuck version of the 80's slam dance crave.
Grabbed some footage from tonight's "tryout"
They got some new members on board last night. Here are the three most distinguished ones.
I know several of you have been desperately waiting for an update (especially the obsessed super fan @Monday Nitro), so I'm not going to beat around the bush.... last night was a MOVIE.
We had 7 candidates show up, although we figured out pretty quickly that one of them was just some confused homeless person who assumed we had food, so he was quickly (but respectfully) shewed away.
And I want to clear up something off the top: I don't know where some of you all got the impression this was some fighting club or some biker gang. Either I've done a poor job of explaining what that Bad Boys are (unlikely) or some of you all are just really f'n stupid. We're professionals. We're Christians. Many of us are family men and I think I can confidently say that all of us believe in the traditional patriarchy where the wife stays at home, raises the kids, and keeps up with the house, while the husband is the financial provider, sole decision-maker, and gets to go out and unwind because of all the responsibility he has. We wear nice clothing. We own expensive watches. And hey, if it starts to get a little rowdy, we don't care to get our nice clothes dirty if you catch my drift.
Now, while no photos or videos were allowed (this is an exclusive, private club and we choose not to have a social media presence), I'll post some artistic renditions of yesterday's activities that are eerily accurate to what it looked like.
Not to pull back the curtain too much, but I will confirm there was a push-up competition.
There was also a "General Knowledge" quiz. I drafted the questions myself and I'll say it was extremely challenging. One portion of the quiz involved showing a series of clothing items and having to correctly identify which of whose were Peter Millar. It also included some hypothetical scenario questions like "You're at the Chevy Chase Inn and four men have surrounded one of your fellow Bad Boys and it appears fists may start flying at any second. Do you a) Call the police; b) Run over and start wailing to defend your brother; c) Break a glass bottle and scream at the men that you're ready to die tonight, or; d) Calmly walk over to the front entrance, lock the door from the inside, turn around, and roll up your sleeves?"
Not surprisingly, there was a bourbon tasting competition as well.
Overall, a couple of the candidates were legit and are under further consideration. More details to follow.
I want to think the rest of you for not coming out and embarrassing yourselves. Memories were made and some initial bonds were forged.
We had 7 candidates show up, although we figured out pretty quickly that one of them was just some confused homeless person who assumed we had food, so he was quickly (but respectfully) shewed away.
And I want to clear up something off the top: I don't know where some of you all got the impression this was some fighting club or some biker gang. Either I've done a poor job of explaining what that Bad Boys are (unlikely) or some of you all are just really f'n stupid. We're professionals. We're Christians. Many of us are family men and I think I can confidently say that all of us believe in the traditional patriarchy where the wife stays at home, raises the kids, and keeps up with the house, while the husband is the financial provider, sole decision-maker, and gets to go out and unwind because of all the responsibility he has. We wear nice clothing. We own expensive watches. And hey, if it starts to get a little rowdy, we don't care to get our nice clothes dirty if you catch my drift.
Now, while no photos or videos were allowed (this is an exclusive, private club and we choose not to have a social media presence), I'll post some artistic renditions of yesterday's activities that are eerily accurate to what it looked like.
Not to pull back the curtain too much, but I will confirm there was a push-up competition.
There was also a "General Knowledge" quiz. I drafted the questions myself and I'll say it was extremely challenging. One portion of the quiz involved showing a series of clothing items and having to correctly identify which of whose were Peter Millar. It also included some hypothetical scenario questions like "You're at the Chevy Chase Inn and four men have surrounded one of your fellow Bad Boys and it appears fists may start flying at any second. Do you a) Call the police; b) Run over and start wailing to defend your brother; c) Break a glass bottle and scream at the men that you're ready to die tonight, or; d) Calmly walk over to the front entrance, lock the door from the inside, turn around, and roll up your sleeves?"
Not surprisingly, there was a bourbon tasting competition as well.
Overall, a couple of the candidates were legit and are under further consideration. More details to follow.
I want to think the rest of you for not coming out and embarrassing yourselves. Memories were made and some initial bonds were forged.
Since when was the first rule of a Christian to "never tell the truth" ?? 
Get this clown out of here. Get him a hobby.
Get this clown out of here. Get him a hobby.
Obviously the 2nd dude in the pics doing "pushups" is Prollywood. He is face down, legs spread, ready / waiting for the "D".
I have to admit this thread has provided me with some
good humor and laughs, keep the entertainment going
good humor and laughs, keep the entertainment going
Since when was the first rule of a Christian to "never tell the truth" ??
Get this clown out of here. Get him a hobby.
The bible is pretty clear that some sins are worse than others. Let's get real. I mean, gluttony, hello? Been out in public lately? No one gives a f about that one. The Bad Boys follow the important ones tho. But if you want to be bad you've got to bend the rules a bit, you dig?
And your whole persona is a lie.
Wrestling is fake dude. It's a complete sham. They did some documentary on it back in the late 90s that exposed all the lies. All the matches are predetermined, the punches are fake, and the wrestlers are like trained on how to fall down. Sorry bro. Looks like you need a new hobby now hahahaha.
Gonna hit up the gym for a nice workout and then hit up a park with a good book and get through a couple of chapters. Recharging both physically and mentally.
You're so desperate that you have to change people's posts around. This has been an absolute disaster for you.
This is very intriguing. I have not stolen a candy bar since I was a kid. I might have what it takes! Do you steal from stores or from other boys?
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I gave up watching wrestling in 2024. Feeling bad!!! Will there be another tryout?
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I almost wish that this wasn't a parody thread, because I'd relish the opportunity to show up with a grill, a cooler, and a bullhorn to tailgate and heckle what something like this would absolutely end up turning into.
I would show to that if it was on the parking lot of Olive Garden where we could yell “boo” at people from 4 pm to 6 pm!!
[correction: after some research, we should end at 5:30 pm]
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You're so desperate that you have to change people's posts around. This has been an absolute disaster for you.
You can go ahead and start training if you want to not completely embarrass yourself at next year's tryouts. I'd start ASAP as you need all the help you can get.
Who knows, maybe you can prove your "medal" lol ur a dum-dum.
Oh look, another nerd who has no chance of being one of Lexington's elite Bad Boys.
Props to giving up pro wrestling watching on 2024 tho. Big ups man!
Why do the trolls on here these days always make themselves look effeminate stupid?
Lame overcompensating to cover for the huge drop in T levels and force fed gender idiocy?
Lame overcompensating to cover for the huge drop in T levels and force fed gender idiocy?
There is only 1 unpardonable sin. All others are washed clean by the blood of Christ when one is truly repentant. Sure, you will face punishment here on earth perhaps but to God in heaven all is forgiven. So, the sin regardless of how bad it is, is not for me or anyone else to judge in God's eye.
Bad Boys Group looking like its got some staying power.
GYBBGRO
GYBBGRO
Maybe you should start a Bad Aliens group. Although, some would probably mistake it for illegal aliens' group and "shove" some ICE up your *** just for sh*ts and grins.This thread gets three. Keep it going!
Edited: That was an alien probe reference for the slow ones.
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Yes keep it rolling, I am enjoying the laughs and gigglesThis thread gets three
Thanks for the confirmation dude!
As such, the Bad Boys will continue lying our asses off!! F honesty!
We'll just remember to say we're sorry afterwards (and mean it too).
Anyone else gotten DMs from this guy wanting to drink their piss "straight from the tip" as he puts it? Or just me? Pretty disgusting behavior.
He's definitely not Bad Boy material. He's not bad, he's awful lol.
This thread gets three
I'm not familiar with the grading scale, but I have to assume this is a pretty high or even likely a record-breaking score, so I appreciate it.
I really don't get a lot of the negativity some have shown on here. I get that there are a lot of jealous, insecure, mentally and physically weak people out there who know deep down inside that they'll never have what it takes to be a badass and could never run with a group like the Bad Boys, but I'm surprised there's not more admiration and pure fanboy-like behavior like what @Monday Nitro has been showing. We work out, we read deeply enriching books, we have good jobs, we are constantly listening to mental health and history podcasts, and we like to party hard. What's not to love about that?
Update:
After several months, me and the rest of the Bad Boys have finally finished crafting a long sought after mathematical formula for determining who would be a good candidate for being a Bad Boy. If you've ever been curious about how much of a badass you are, or how weak and pathetic (see @Monday Nitro) you are, use this simple formula to help you out.
A score of 10 or above is Bad Boy territory. What is your score?
After several months, me and the rest of the Bad Boys have finally finished crafting a long sought after mathematical formula for determining who would be a good candidate for being a Bad Boy. If you've ever been curious about how much of a badass you are, or how weak and pathetic (see @Monday Nitro) you are, use this simple formula to help you out.
A score of 10 or above is Bad Boy territory. What is your score?
Setting aside the obvious criticisms, your "formula" has some serious flaws, more specifically, your variable assignments. You might be able to terrorize the senior citizens of Northern Lexington, but that pales in comparison to the horror of your mathematical ignorance.
Objectively, there is no difference between nightmares and dreams so you're going to end up with a zero as the numerator in your dreams minus nightmares times limp bizcut enjoyment rating to body mass index ratio, which nullifies four of your data points, and so your formula is actually just pushups minus Bible chapters read. That is just exceedingly sloppy work.
There are 1189 chapters in the Bible, so anyone that has read the entire Bible would have to be able to do 1199 military pushups to qualify. That would exceed the Navy Seal requirements by 2754 percent. By the same token, someone that has never read the Bible would only have to do 10 pushups, which is not at all remarkable. In fact, that would make you all the "Minimally Acceptable Fitness Standard Boys"
IOW - you should go heavy on the "smediums" when you place the tee shirt order.
Also, you'll probably want to avoid harassing "church-goers"
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