G.O.A.T. Movie Quotes

[TruBluCatFan]

Give us your favorites.

1. Luke, I am your father.

2. I could eat 50 eggs.

3. You're gonna need a bigger boat.

4. I'm your huckleberry.

5. Get busy living or get busy dying. That's god damned right.
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This post was edited on 3/11 10:21 PM by TruBluCatFan

 

[WildcatFan1982]

actually it is:


Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.
Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!

also I always loved from "Return of the Jedi"

Luke: "I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
Emperor: "So be it... Jedi"

This post was edited on 3/11 10:35 PM by WildcatFan1982

 

[UKwizard]

Anti-shark cage.
You go inside the cage?
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water.
Shark's in the water.
Our shark.

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu, you
ladies of Spain.
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston.
And so nevermore shall we see you again.

 

[Cawood86_rivals]

"Leave the gun, take the canoli"

"Well, ain't this place just a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere"

 

[420grover]

That's what I like about these high school girls. I get older and they stay the same age.

 

[TexasTimCat]

O Brother Where Art Thou

...the whole movie

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

"Are you gonna eat your fat?"

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[John Frusciante]

"I'll have what she's having."


"That's like, your opinion, man."

 

[gamecockcat]

'Dying ain't much of a living, boy' - Josie Wales
'What'd you say your name was?
I didn't' - High Plains Drifter
'You ever seen a grown man naked? You like movies about gladiators?' - Airplane
'What we have here is a failure to communicate' - Cool Hand Luke
'I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse' - The Godfather
The entire 'You can't handle the truth' speech

 

[warrior-cat]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!
You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie.

This post was edited on 3/12 9:58 PM by warrior-cat

 

[warrior-cat]

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
it's in the hole!

 

[dezyDeco]

Originally posted by TexasTimCat:
O Brother Where Art Thou

...the whole movie

Yes!


Dumb and Dumber has a ton, too.

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

You tryin' to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

My momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates. . . sometimes you get a nice tasty treat, other times your retardation induced fantasy dream going back to third grade on again off again ***** girlfriend gets the AIDS and you have to raise her drug-riddled forever scarred son who fortunately, unlike you, can actually bend over to tie his shoes without creating a huge pool of drool."

 

[wbryant316]

Any quote from the following

Tombstone
O brother where art thou
Life-Eddie Murphy

 

[HossCat73_rivals]

And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then
they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

 

[mhroe1984]

"Oh man I shot Marvin in the face"

 

[Bob Loblaw's Law Blog]

"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" - No Country for Old Men

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" - Blade Runner

 

[mdlUK.1]

"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend".

Will Muny - Unforgiven

 

[Louis_Skunt]

-Dont forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils

-I want a hot dog, no I want a hamburger.....YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

-Relax, alright. My old man is a television repairman, he has the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

-No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Killer boots man.

-Hey baby, I bet you were something before electricity. Wanna make 20 dollars, the hard way? You're no gentleman! Yeah, I'm no doorknob either.

 

[UK!!!]

 

[mhroe1984]

"Mr. Blutarsky...zero...point...zero."

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Animal House is full of great ones but this is my favorite.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life".

 

[wildcatdon]

If I thought I was gonna get shot, I wouldn't go. From El Dorado...

 

[Chuckinden]

Doc: Ike, you ain't too good at cards, are you? I know. Let's have a spellin bee.

 

[ghorn]

"Maybe poker just isn't your game......I know......lets have a spelling contest."

 

[mashburned]

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

 

[BBUK_anon]

Originally posted by bigbluedon:
If I thought I was gonna get shot, I wouldn't go. From El Dorado...

At least quote the character....."If I thought I was gonna get shot, I wouldn't go."- Bull (El Dorado)

Then of course, my signature below.....(Hard to outdo that!)

...

 

[mrhotdice]

No Dirty Harry Quotes?

Go ahead, make my day.

 

[nssdigitalchumps]

"This is the worst looking hat I've ever saw. You buy a hat like this and you probably get a free bowl of soup."

*looks at Judge Smells with hat on"

"Looks good on you, though" *rolls eyes*

 

[@lleycat]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper

 

[d2atTech]

second place quote:
"first rule in government spending: why buy one, when you can buy two at twice the cost."

and the first place quote:

literally all of the big lebowski, but in particular: "don't f*** with the jesus"

Originally posted by @lleycat:
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Randolph: Dial is trying to collect the insurance money. Willy's worth a million dollars.

Jesse: A million dollars? Randolph, let's free him.

Randolph: What?

Jesse: Let's free Willy.

 

[cole854]

What do you think I'm going to do...I'm going to save the fu**ing day.

The name...is Dalton.

Hey Goose, you big stud...take me to bed or lose me forever.

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the f**k I please.

 

[Big Blue Blair]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating a b***h out and giving a b***h a foot massage ain't even the same f***ing thing.

Vincent: It's not, it's the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no f***ing ball park neither! Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same f***ing ball park. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same f***ing sport! Look, foot massages don't mean ****!

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot f***in' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of them?

Jules: ****, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing.

 

[-Mav-]

"F*#k you, pay me."

 

[John Henry]

Any quote from Cool Hand Luke

What we have here is failure to communicate

 

[TortElvisII]

We will always have our memories. The colonel is dead and here we are still enjoying his chicken.

 

[mktmaker]

That's Doc Holiday (Victor Mature -- from Louisville) leaving the saloon coughing

Wyatt Earp (Henry Fonda)

Walter Brennan (old man Clanton)


"When ya pull a gun -- kill a man!"