Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Season's hopes rising
As Wildcats get off the Schneid
The Schneid is happy

 

[ubercat]

Urban 'Cats concede
At the next level Huskers
Shine at the combine

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Children of the Corn

Head to Evanston en masse

Return Lincoln shucked

 

[Hungry Jack]

Farting Husker fans
Find relief at Ryan Field
As Thor airs it out

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

What's a Haiku?

 

[Hungry Jack]

What's a Haiku?

It's a short poem whose prescribed format gets butchered regularly by Wrassler.

 

[ubercat]

What's a Haiku?

It's five syllables
Then it's seven syllables
Followed by five more

 

[stpaulcat]

Ya got dem Huskers
And then one has Northwestern
Polarity smackdown

 

[stpaulcat]

Hee-toot, hee-toot, he...
Shuffle to dee Huusker doo.
Doo, dee-doo, dee-toot.

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

It's five syllables
Then it's seven syllables
Followed by five more

Ya, guess you explained that to me last Saturday at the Ubertent.

 

[stpaulcat]

What's a Haiku?

What's a haiku?
You have the first line written.
Now just need two more.

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

NU over UN!
Wrassler is delusional!
So what else is new?

 

[Noah121]

What's a haiku?
You have the first line written.
Now just need two more.

a question mark did
not contribute an extra
syllable ... nice try

 

[Noah121]

monosyllabic
antiprototypical
pronunciation

 

[Noah121]

ballot box stuffing
but the number is now up
'Cats win a thriller

 

[stpaulcat]

a question mark did
not contribute an extra
syllable ... nice try

What is a Hai-ku?

 

[Hungry Jack]

a question mark did
not contribute an extra
syllable ... nice try

Easy to fix that...
What is a haiku?
One must find the syllables
That sum to the scheme

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Huskers flush from win
Hit a purple wall head on
Reduced to niblets.

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Louey Lockdown Man!
Who is the next poster to crash?
Not Turk,he be gone!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

The Husker faithful
Will limp back home Saturday
Why? Clayton Headache!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Fitz has the faith!
The Cat players got his back
That's all we need!

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Wrassler- you are on a major roll. Keep on crankin' 'em out!!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

By tomorrow night
Wildcat posters will delight
In Armstrong's plight!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Clayton in pocket
Will make Husker defense pay
Dare to play long ball.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Louey Lockdown Man!
Who is the next poster to crash?
Not Turk,he be gone!

Wrasslerku!

 

[beetlemania74]

ballot box stuffing
but the number is now up
'Cats win a thriller

Noah121,
Which hat you wear tomorrow?
Glad to see you here.

 

[Noah121]

Noah121,
Which hat you wear tomorrow?
Glad to see you here.

trusty half and halfs
will adorn head and torso
parents in all red

 

[ubercat]

trusty half and halfs
will adorn head and torso
parents in all red

An election year
Brings out the politician
In most all of us

 

[FloridAlum]

Sitting on my butt
Trying to be an amusing
Can't think of a thing

 

[ubercat]

trusty half and halfs
will adorn head and torso
parents in all red

In addition to
those coffee additives
What will you have on?

 

[ubercat]

So the Huskers know:
Justin Jackson TBC
Runza ball a lot

 

[ScarletNCream]

Tommy has one pick
Which means he's due for a lot
This game is scary