Game Haiku

ubercat

Senior
Dec 9, 2005
4,659
648
113
'Dores deploy lifeboats
Cats trim their sails in Salt Lake
Esse Sea this ain't
 

Noah121

Redshirt
Mar 9, 2010
1,356
48
0
Vandy shoots bricks…yeah!
'Cats rebound rebound, just let
Tin it all hang out
 

Alvious

Senior
Sep 6, 2010
2,699
447
83
'Cats dance at long last.
Lionel Richie's old band
Will not face the Zags.
 

stpaulcat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
35,490
1,012
113
On Thursday we dance,
run, pass, catch, dunk and dribble
'round the Commodores.
 

stpaulcat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
35,490
1,012
113
Double double, toil
and trouble; Lindsay's fire burn
and thus no bubble.

Law's fork and Tosh's sting,
In the caldron boil and bake;
and thus no bubble.

Taphorn's arm down court
and Pardon hands catch and shoot
Like a hell-broth still.

Fillet of Ash snake,
A charm of powerful trouble,
is firm, no bubble.
 

D_C_B

Redshirt
Aug 10, 2016
663
21
0
You two need a room
That exchange was quite bizarre
Your man crush must end.
 

stpaulcat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
35,490
1,012
113
You two need a room
That exchange was quite bizarre
Your man crush must end.

Does one need to say
sarcasm alert! when there is
a sarcasm alert!?

To write an Haiku
about a sporting event takes
a very special mind.
 

Alaskawildkat

Senior
Dec 28, 2005
20,848
620
113
Young Men of Purple
Horace Greeley would be proud
Northwestern goes West


Spring weather forecast
Purple blossoms await Cats
In Salt Lake City
 
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