Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Our men of letters
GPA and TFL
Nerd-do-wells prevail

 

[Hungry Jack]

In any town, on any street
An exceptional mind, you can meet
But rare is the being
Who composes prose so foreseeing
Game haikus just can’t be beat

 

[wicker]

Paul Chryst
Has a list
Of strategies
And grid prodigies

There once was a man named Fitzgerald
Whose football deeds we herald
Be it Ramsey or Johnson,
Looks bad for Wisconsin
To Big ten title they barreled

Get down to brass tacks
Wisconsin appears stronger
Than my Sandburg side

 

[Alvious]

Purple and red clash
Harken back twenty-five years
Cats will cut the cheese

 

[Hungry Jack]

Power left, then right
No Badger relief in sight
Cats defense airtight

 

[stpaulcat]

Cheese game: Cheese, cheese, cheese
cheese, goodness how delicious
Eatin’ Goober’s cheese.

 

[iskaboo]

A crucial matchup
Cats discover all phases
Little luck for Buck

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Five-O karma back

As Cats lock up the Badgers

And now go 5-O

Draped in Purple Cape

Brought winning karma before

Ready for repeat

 

[GOUNUII]

Our men of letters
GPA and TFL
Nerd-do-wells prevail

DAI and more
Echos of the fade to Bates
Their graveyard awaits.

 

[LeftyLarry]

Ryan Field house of horrors
Badger QB exorcises the demons
Somewhere, Fred & Ethel Mertz smile

 

[GOUNUII]

Ryan Field house of horrors
Badger QB exorcises the demons
Somewhere, Fred & Ethel Mertz smile

Hey Lefty ... love your contributions. But you gotta get with the game. Haiku's go 5-7-5. You're doing some funky 7-11-8 stuff.

GOUNUII

 

[Catslash]

Wildcats and Badgers
on the Ryan Field savanna
Where's the Moose Alaska?

 

[cattul]

Just as Shaolin monks
The cats isolate and train
Masters of their fate

 

[DaCat]

Showdown at Ryan
Mustelids on the menu
Cats feast on Badgers

 

[stpaulcat]

The Cheese is solemn
As Cats chase mice through the holes
of Wisconsin Swiss.

 

[LeftyLarry]

Hey Lefty ... love your contributions. But you gotta get with the game. Haiku's go 5-7-5. You're doing some funky 7-11-8 stuff.

GOUNUII

Sorry, will do better next season.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Sorry, will do better next season.

Lefty Larry is
a 2 star haiku poster
Who's always welcome

 

[DaCat]

Haikus are simple
Even a child can write them
Not @LeftyLarry

 

[LeftyLarry]

Haikus are simple
Even a child can write them
Not @LeftyLarry

I had a lot to say and I was afraid many wouldn’t know who Fred and Ethel were, bad excuse, bad Haiku.

 

[DaCat]

@LeftyLarry has
Fred and Ethel on the brain
Hank eats young QBs

 

[GeauxCatsGeaux]

Cats make Graham crackers
Cov'rage sacks and tackled backs
Book it for Indy.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Fred and Ethel
Far predate Darrell Bevel
Whom the Cats leveled

 

[SmellyCat]

No Dayne. No Taylor.
Not even Melvin Gordon.
Cats stop run - win game.

 

[LeftyLarry]

You guys are good at this!

 

[Titanium999]

Five and Oh, Baby!
Ohio State Here we come!
BCS Bound Soon!

 

[stpaulcat]

Cats eat the Kringle
Put Badger into its hole
Crush the Cranberry

 

[AstroCat]

a fierce contest looms
bracing for bruises and blood
'Cats sharpen their claws

 

[stpaulcat]

You guys are good at this!

We are good at this!
Always respond in haiku
Practice makes perfect.

 

[DaCat]

Good Haikus must mean
Good results on Saturday
Let's stomp the Badgers

 

[LetsGoRed!]

No moose in sight
Without red purple is blue
Cats give good fight

 

[DaCat]

Um 4-7-4
Is not the stuff of Haikus
Red loses again

 

[Hungry Jack]

Good grief Wisconsin
Fans. You are good at football
But you can't keep score

 

[Amcat]

Midvale Dave returns
Cats make a meal of Badgers
Go Cats! Ryan Field Win!


Go Çats!

 

[loyolacat]

leaves blow through fence posts
NU runners swiftly plow ahead.
red rocks immobile stare

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Five-O karma back

As Cats lock up the Badgers

And now go 5-O

Draped in Purple Cape

Brought winning karma before

Ready for repeat

Yes! H 5-O. got the win! (Hankwitz Task Force)

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Five-O karma back

As Cats lock up the Badgers

And now go 5-O

Draped in Purple Cape

Brought winning karma before

Ready for repeat

Yes! H 5-O. got the win! (Hankwitz Task Force). - Locking down the Badgers