Game Haiku

[ubercat]

It’s late fourth quarter
To Bucky’s chagrin NUMB plays
Roll Out the Barrel

 

[Noah121]

Bucky at Ryan
This is OUR turf to defend
Please bring back oh nine

 

[wicker]

New coach, new approach
Was Wisconsin's decision.
Others still dither

 

[TheC]

Here comes the Badgers
NU fans are desperate
Oh, to feel some joy

 

[Alvious]

These things need some work
Offense defense special teams
Coaching needs work too

 

[Catslash]

one leader is gone
one labors to regain trust
the game continues

 

[loyolacat]

play whacka Badger
there is another one !
whack em on the head

 

[Mister G]

Wiscy drunk on past success
Present day one big fat mess
Nu day, not just yet

 

[stpaulcat]

Badger, badger, bad-
ger, badger, JON, JON, badger,
badger... Argh! a snake!

 

[BosCat]

Positive haiku?
Four straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

Badger hearts hurting
Since this Chryst was no savior
Will they rise again?

 

[DaCat]

Tired of watching
Complementary football
When both are awful

 

[stpaulcat]

Isconsin. if Cats
steal their W, we win
by a consin ant

 

[HKKJB]

Pit ‘coach just fired’
Against JON ‘buddy hire’
Can nobuddy win?

 

[HKKJB]

Isconsin. if Cats
steal their W, we win
by a consin ant

This is a masterpiece

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Autumn leaves are here

The Cats await the Badgers

To come for a Fall

 

[DaCat]

Wait, no moose sighting
Alaska not doing job
This could get ugly

 

[WildcatWillie_rivals223246]

Wait, no moose sighting
Alaska not doing job
This could get ugly

No haiku contribution here. Just want to say how much enjoyment they give this reader. Maybe I just lack imagination. But thanks to all haiku posters.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Tenth month full of sport
Football, baseball, puck and hoops
The Cats can now hide

 

[stpaulcat]

No haiku contribution here. Just want to say how much enjoyment they give this reader. Maybe I just lack imagination. But thanks to all haiku posters.

Haiku not my thing
Imagination kaput.
Ahhh, 5-7-5..

 

[mountaindrew]

Cheesy Midvale Dave
and Gothic Attire shine bright
But hump remains high

 

[stpaulcat]

Midvale not cheesy
Although lives in cheesy state
Gothic bad karma

 

[mountaindrew]

Cheesy Midvale Dave
and Gothic Attire shine bright
But hump remains high

Now after the fact, and just for the record, I take back my praise for the gothic unis. They're fair. But are they NU colors? Why black with GOLD? I know, we've worn them before, so I shouldn't have been surprised. I just didn't like these gothics very much. Gimme purple & black every time. Just venting a little more after yet another #@!!&%# show at home....

.... I was right about the hump.