Game Haiku

stpaulcat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
35,501
1,020
113
tOSU, bah
or Northwestern, sis boom bah?
Cats sit on the JON?
 

Fcmchi1

Redshirt
Nov 6, 2017
461
26
22
Buck nuts at Ryan
What is a buck nut, anyway?
Will NU’s nuts be crushed?
 

BosCat

Junior
Nov 29, 2008
1,321
254
63
Can't believe it's gotten to the point of an appeal to the Haiku Operation Oversight Team (HOOT) for an extra syllable

Positive haiku?
7 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue

In case appeal is denied:

Positive haiku?
7 straight makes that real tough
Win Sat -- not so blue
 

AdamOnFirst

All-Conference
Nov 29, 2021
11,710
2,906
113
Wind and rain forecast
Fifty mile per hour gusts too
Maybe Stroud blows away?
 

wicker

Senior
Jan 29, 2002
29,914
948
0
Trap game for Buckeyes.
They can just run fullback trap
And score fifty-six
 

stpaulcat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
35,501
1,020
113
E'Cat's OState rant
A dirge worthy of the Gods
Wherefore art thou, E?
 
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DaCat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
25,917
2,459
113
Abandon all hope
All ye who hope for a change
Same old same ol' Fitz
 

Alaskawildkat

Senior
Dec 28, 2005
20,848
620
113
Buckeyes face challenge

Of Chicago's Big Ten Team

With Wildcats' nine lives


 
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cattul

Sophomore
Sep 24, 2002
1,187
138
63
The wind blows quickly
The stalks of wheat lay flattened
The Buckeye tree stands
 
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