Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Wildcats heating up.
In the bug house crucible
Ann's arbor gets torched

 

[wicker]

Fitz is a class act.
No public criticisms.
Saturday? Peels paint.

 

[Hungry Jack]

“Red Dawn” inspired
Wolverines in ‘84
This year dawns purple

 

[stpaulcat]

Double, double toil
and trouble; Fires burn and
the Big House bubbles.

The wool of Hairball
Eye of Cat and tongue of Fitz
A charm of trouble,

The fools of Harbaugh
In the Big House boil and bake;
For a hell-broth make

A fillet of snake
Adder's fork and feline's sting,
Thus, our game is won

Double, double toil
and trouble; Fires burn and
the Big House bubbles.

 

[loyolacat]

purple clouds arrive
unnoticed low in the sky
blue clouds blown away

 

[DaCat]

Jim O'Neil's defense
Transformed to a Cover 4
Fitz outsmarts Harbaugh

 

[NUCat320]

54-50
has reached legal drinking age.
Barkeep - another!

(My memory fails. It was 54-51. And thus:

The Danielson Bowl
has reached legal drinking age.
Barkeep - another!

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Wildcats heating up.
In the bug house crucible
Ann's arbor gets torched

Porter and Marty
Will be missed tomorrow
So the next man up!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

purple clouds arrive
unnoticed low in the sky
blue clouds blown away

 

[Alvious]

Let's Go Blue, they chant.
If you do, in fact, go blue,
See a doctor soon.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Into the blue maize
Purple Wildcats venture forth
For amazing win

 

[stpaulcat]

Listen carefully,
they chant "ga bluh", no matter
Cats will turn them bluh.

 

[ubercat]

Blue will be their mood
Maize evokes corn filled flushings
Purple shames them all

 

[BosCat]

Michgag makes me barf
Harbag needs to lose! Must now....
Do it for Jewett

 

[NUCat320]

Bigger conference,
Fewer trips north: Wolves’ pain will
linger a decade.

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Michgag makes me barf
Harbag needs to lose! Must now....
Do it for Jewett

A brutal Haiku!
No journalism major
In the house right now!

 

[AstroCat]

Living on the edge
Another challenge awaits
Life in the 'Cats lane

 

[vic.valiant]

A-Train rumbles through!
Nothing but green grass ahead!
Opps, butter fingers!

Yeah, it left a mark.

Go Blue!

 

[DaCat]

Bend not break defense
Faces breakable offense
Michigan broken

 

[cattul]

world turned upside down
that’s what the game will feel like
(don‘t know whose world yet)

 

[stpaulcat]

A-Train rumbles through!
Nothing but green grass ahead!
Opps, butter fingers!

Yeah, it left a mark.

Go Blue!

The Purple Line runs
on parallel track, overtakes
A-Train, wins rumble

 

[ubercat]

CTA is life
Resonates with Cats football
Teaches us patience

 

[CatManTrue]

On to Ann Arbor.
Though young men boarded the plane,
Off came Wildcats.

 

[stpaulcat]

On to Ann Arbor.
Though young men boarded the plane,
Off came Wildcats.

For to Ann Arbor
I thought they would take a bus
Get on young, off old