What is it with these piece-of-sh|t cars that are modded to fart when the driver accelerates? What kind of a$$hole drives these fart cars? The kind who gets a thrill out of startling people or who is small down there (
) and thinks they can compensate by being louder than other cars? How can they stand the noise?
Now, get off my f*cking lawn. I need a latte.

Now, get off my f*cking lawn. I need a latte.