Getting away with a crime

[BankerCat12]

If you could get away with one crime in your lifetime, what would it be?

 

[funKYcat75]

Speeding.

 

[-Mav-]

If you could get away with one crime in your lifetime, what would it be?

Stealing 50 billion dollars from Jeff Bezos.

 

[UKGrad93]

I would like to torture a certain person and cut at least one of their kidneys out. Or what Mav said.

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Stealing all of the Clintons money while they are never heard from again.

 

[cawoodsct]

Carry an ice cream cone in my back pocket.

 

[santamaria78]

If you could get away with one crime in your lifetime, what would it be?

murder

 

[MegaBlue05]

Travel across every state line with 25,000 pounds of marijuana in my possession.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

I'd have to think about it but it would have to be something good that doesn't make me want to kill myself in guilt and regret

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Isn't that a crime to not do that?

I'd like to try a high speed police chase. Not that wimpy crap like O.J. pulled in his Bronco. Maybe throw in a bank robbery to start it off. As long as I can get away with it as the original poster suggested.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Travel across every state line with 25,000 pounds of marijuana in my possession.

Amateur

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

murder

^^^^

 

[MegaBlue05]

Amateur

Hell yeah.

Violence ain't cool, so I don't want to commit one of those rapey or killy crimes.

I just wanna roll cross country in my illegal garden semi.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Hell yeah.

Violence ain't cool, so I don't want to commit one of those rapey or killy crimes.

I just wanna roll cross country in my illegal garden semi.

Not enough weed

 

[MegaBlue05]

Not enough weed

I like your style. We shall quadruple the poundage.

You wanna ride shotgun?

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I like your style. We shall quadruple the poundage.

You wanna ride shotgun?

Let us burn

 

[thabigbluenation]

i've got away with lots of crimes. is it still a crime if you don't get caught?

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Pee off my porch.

 

[CatsFanGG24]

Travel across every state line with 25,000 pounds of marijuana in my possession.

Should be ok as long as you don’t carry $10k.

 

[MegaBlue05]

Should be ok as long as you don’t carry $10k.

What about traveler's cheques?

(Are those still a thing? My grandpa used to swear by them)

 

[Stevo1951]

force Mila Kunis to be my sex slave

 

[420grover]

I plead the fifth.

 

[Pizza Slice]

Well if you wanted to get away with murder why not use a solid frozen turkey or ham. You could bash their heads in and then go home and eat the evidence. Even if the police saw that the head was bashed in they would think it was a blunt object such as a hammer, 2 by 4, frying pan, etc.

 

[funKYcat75]

Well if you wanted to get away with murder why not use a solid frozen turkey or ham. You could bash their heads in and then go home and eat the evidence. Even if the police saw that the head was bashed in they would think it was a blunt object such as a hammer, 2 by 4, frying pan, etc.

Interrogation room the following day.
“So, mister Pizza Slice. Where were you at the time of the killing?”
“I was at home having dinner with my family”
“Is that right. And what was on the menu that night?”
“Wife cooked up a fabulous murder ham. I MEAN REGULAR HAM.”
“Case closed.”

 

[UKGrad93]

Well if you wanted to get away with murder why not use a solid frozen turkey or ham. You could bash their heads in and then go home and eat the evidence. Even if the police saw that the head was bashed in they would think it was a blunt object such as a hammer, 2 by 4, frying pan, etc.

Drop those frozen turkeys from planes onto people in a crowd.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

I would steal several millions of dollars so I could be set for life. I would carefully select my victim so that I would be taking it from some a**hole that deserved to be punished.

 

[Glenn's Take]

I would steal several millions of dollars so I could be set for life. I would carefully select my victim so that I would be taking it from some a**hole that deserved to be punished.

Wait for this crime to happen and then steal everything you had. I'd have the couple million plus 20 bucks.

 

[P19978]

I would steal several millions of dollars so I could be set for life. I would carefully select my victim so that I would be taking it from some a**hole that deserved to be punished.

See: Ben Affleck /tatoo thread.

 

[NewEraCATS]

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

lol I just saw that episode like yesterday as part of my rewatch.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

force Mila Kunis to be my sex slave

Just make sure she brings her makeup kit.

 

[Get Buckets]

Cut the tag off a mattress.

 

[sg24_]

burp without saying "excuse me"

 

[awf]

Hell yeah.

Violence ain't cool, so I don't want to commit one of those rapey or killy crimes.

I just wanna roll cross country in my illegal garden semi.

I'VE GOT SHOTGUN!

 

[awf]

Just make sure she brings her makeup kit.

Thanks for ruining that for me.......

 

[mashburned]

Well if you wanted to get away with murder why not use a solid frozen turkey or ham. You could bash their heads in and then go home and eat the evidence. Even if the police saw that the head was bashed in they would think it was a blunt object such as a hammer, 2 by 4, frying pan, etc.

Damn I like that.

 

[DSmith21]

I might make some Mexican soup.

https://www.thesun.ie/news/2345471/...known-as-the-soup-maker-found-in-mexico-pits/

 

[CastleRubric]

Stealing all of the Clintons money while they are never heard from again.

Time travel


And ... a new les Paul

 

[magic8ball]

My crime would involve me disregarding females and acquiring currency.