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VictoryRed

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Beat Navy
Independence Day Celebration GIF by Millions
 
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Sinomatic

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You know why the Army says Hoo Ahhh?



Because you can't say Hoo Raaah with a cock in your mouth.
 
HuskerHusaria

HuskerHusaria

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What's the difference between a West Pointer and a catfish?

One's a slimy, smelly, scumsucking bottom feeder, and the other is just a fish.
 
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HuskerHusaria

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How many Army Cadets does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but he gets four hours credit and it counts as a lab science!
 
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HuskerHusaria

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How many West Point plebes does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's a second-year course.
 
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These Soldiers are in a bar. Every time a buddy comes in he high fives this Private and yells, "Two weeks!"

They keep doing this until the bartender asks, "What's all this two weeks stuff?" Sergeant tells him their friend finished a puzzle in two weeks.

The bartender says, "So, what's so great about that?" The Sergeant replies, "It said on the side of the box 4 to 6 years."
 
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