Since we’re all about accountability these days, time to hold Goldie accountable. We were promised Goldie as a retriever would retrieve the tee after kickoffs. That never happened and we’re on the second one already. This is what we expected.
Goldie
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We should have picked up 3 goldies every year, and discarded the crowd fearing, I'm not gonna pick up the tee ones. We could have given them to some loving TU families, until we got one that could do it.
When Goldie II was a pup she took a dump on the steps two rows from my seat at the Reynolds Center. I refrained from laughing because I thought they might recruit me to help clean it up.
As a member of the TU family, she has earned her daily meals. However, she has failed at her job to faithfully retrieve the tee after every kickoff, therefore she should receive no NIL "doggy treats"! I know this seems tough, but then again this is a business.
Maybe if we scored a few more TDs she would get some practice picking up the tee.
