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One time @HICATFAN and I got into a little spat on here over LeBron and Jordan, things we're said, I apologized he apologized. We even became friends as I saw it, at one point he invited me to stay at his house for a week in exchange for room and board I would provide some help on remodeling his house. I had never been to Hawaii and was excited at the opportunity. So I fly in @HICATFAN meets me at the airport, he was very friendly but I could tell there was some underlying tension from our previous spat. On the way to his house we talk UK basketball, he shows me around the island (very beautiful). Fast forward we get to his house. He shows me where I would be staying which was in his unfinished basement, there was a little loveseat in the corner covered in dog hair, I asked him if he was joking, he told me that's all he had. After brushing away as much dog hair as I could I put away my things.

Before even taking a seat HICAT calls for me to come upstairs and give him a hand, I was pretty tired, but due to the time zone difference it was still fairly early for him. We work for 6 straight hours and get most of the work knocked out the first day.

By this time it's getting late even for him and we're both pretty hungry, so he asks me to order a pizza and he would reimburse me later in the week. So I order pizza and wings, pizza gets there Yada, Yada, yada, we're eating and talking having a pretty good time. I'm extremely tired at this point and tell him I'm ready to turn in for the night, but he encourages me to drink a little.

I'm thinking hey, maybe we will share a beer or two but nope, he pulls out this jar of blue liquor from the back of his fridge, I'm wondering what this is. He tells me he makes it himself fresh from Hawaiian fruits, so I give it a try. It's good, real good. Before long I got a weird feeling, I've had the spins plenty of times, this was worse, way worse.

Next thing you know I'm passed out. I wake up in in the middle of a parking lot with an elderly lady slapping my face to wake me up. I have my wallet but all my money is gone, all my bags are gone, I have no clue where I am i have a bad headache. I stumble across the street to a rundown Speedway walk in the bathroom to gather myself and there it is written on my forehead in black permanent marker, "LeBron James is better than Jordan".

After a couple of weeks I eventually make enough money doing odd jobs to fly back home. I can tell you this, I will never disagree with @HICATFAN again.

I'll be a suck egg mule.... That was the derndest thing...[laughing][laughing][laughing]
 
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HICATFAN

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One time @HICATFAN and I got into a little spat on here over LeBron and Jordan, things we're said, I apologized he apologized. We even became friends as I saw it, at one point he invited me to stay at his house for a week in exchange for room and board I would provide some help on remodeling his house. I had never been to Hawaii and was excited at the opportunity. So I fly in @HICATFAN meets me at the airport, he was very friendly but I could tell there was some underlying tension from our previous:joy::joy: spat. On the way to his house we talk UK basketball, he shows me around the island (very beautiful). Fast forward we get to his house. He shows me where I would be staying which was in his unfinished basement, there was a little loveseat in the corner covered in dog hair, I asked him if he was joking, he told me that's all he had. After brushing away as much dog hair as I could I put away my things.

Before even taking a seat HICAT calls for me to come upstairs and give him a hand, I was pretty tired, but due to the time zone difference it was still fairly early for him. We work for 6 straight hours and get most of the work knocked out the first day.

By this time it's getting late even for him and we're both pretty hungry, so he asks me to order a pizza and he would reimburse me later in the week. So I order pizza and wings, pizza gets there Yada, Yada, yada, we're eating and talking having a pretty good time. I'm extremely tired at this point and tell him I'm ready to turn in for the night, but he encourages me to drink a little.

I'm thinking hey, maybe we will share a beer or two but nope, he pulls out this jar of blue liquor from the back of his fridge, I'm wondering what this is. He tells me he makes it himself fresh from Hawaiian fruits, so I give it a try. It's good, real good. Before long I got a weird feeling, I've had the spins plenty of times, this was worse, way worse.

Next thing you know I'm passed out. I wake up in in the middle of a parking lot with an elderly lady slapping my face to wake me up. I have my wallet but all my money is gone, all my bags are gone, I have no clue where I am i have a bad headache. I stumble across the street to a rundown Speedway walk in the bathroom to gather myself and there it is written on my forehead in black permanent marker, "LeBron James is better than Jordan".

After a couple of weeks I eventually make enough money doing odd jobs to fly back home. I can tell you this, I will never disagree with @HICATFAN again.

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That is SOOO CRAZY GOOD writing Kentucky Kid!!! You have such an “avid” imagination!!

BB and CinDog, combined, could not have collaborated (that is a huge word [not to mention consideration] for them) on writing such excellent FICTION!!! :joy:

KK hope to get this remodel started...need some strong backs...by your avatar it looks like you do!!! Not like BB (envision Daffy Duck’s physique, you get the pic?). And CinDog....think Chihuahua, besides her nails come first!!!

KK this was the first thing I read this morning... it started with a smile because of you...now I will prepare for the BB/ CinDog (tag team) onslaught... which is the way they roll 2:1... it’s cool though because even 2:1 I got way more, way more !!!:boxing::fistbump::boxing::joy:

AlohaCat
 

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CinDog.....yeah, sure !!!



:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

AlohaCat
 

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ROFL [roll]

That is SOOO CRAZY GOOD writing Kentucky Kid!!! You have such an “avid” imagination!!

BB and CinDog, combined, could not have collaborated (that is a huge word [not to mention consideration] for them) on writing such excellent FICTION!!! :joy:

KK hope to get this remodel started...need some strong backs...by your avatar it looks like you do!!! Not like BB (envision Daffy Duck’s physique, you get the pic?). And CinDog....think Chihuahua, besides her nails come first!!!

KK this was the first thing I read this morning... it started with a smile because of you...now I will prepare for the BB/ CinDog (tag team) onslaught... which is the way they roll 2:1... it’s cool though because even 2:1 I got way more, way more !!!:boxing::fistbump::boxing::joy:

AlohaCat

Sigh...
 

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Me considering the hyperbole of BB and CinDog.....the awesome twosome.... LOL



AlohaCat
 

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Actually that's a representation of Hi C smashed to the gills...
 
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HICATFAN

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Actually Hi C smashed to the gills...

Is THAT it???? Is THAT all you got ???

Come on BB.....stretch some....use the ole' noggin .....you can if you try....remember what your "special ed" teachers taught you....



AlohaCat
 

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Is THAT it???? Is THAT all you got ???

Come on BB.....stretch some....use the ole' noggin .....you can if you try....remember what your "special ed" teachers taught you....



AlohaCat

Of course you thought of asking me to think...you so original Hi, yuse a wise one. You got smarts...
 

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BB & Cin.....for some reason....I thought of you two...especially the two other than George...LOL



AlohaCat
 

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This is Hi C thinking up some new gif's...he be "thunkin..."

Gord Head, take a thunk under thar too. -G. Pyle...



I can't HEAR YOU...



Hi as Gomer Pyle USMC raking leaves...



Hi, Gomer says hey...
 
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BB receiver Me...the Defender....no gain...huge loss...TYPICAL...

AlohaCat

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And...CinDog....loving it...after the hit I heard...YEAH, Go Hicat, Go Hicat, Go Hicat!!!



:sunglasses:

AlohaCat
 
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CinDog turns on BB when it becomes blatantly clear that:



BB is again a






Jerk :confused:

AlohaCat
 

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BB & Cin

Mahalo to both of you for the fun back & forth...I enjoy both of you and your personalities!!!

Let me know if I get too crass...

AlohaCat

Same here and you know I will. Take care...:victory:[thumb2][cheers]:cheers2::beer:;)
 
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