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I just primed me an aluminum foil phone case. Screw ‘em.

 
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Col. Angus said:
I took a **** today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I **** you not.
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Damnit Col...that made me laugh...now I'll be getting a robo call....Damn you!
 
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Col. Angus said:
I took a **** today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I **** you not.
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You have to be shitting me.
 
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I work with a girl that always said “I’m gonna punch you in the throat”. I always said “that’s pretty harsh! Just slap me or something, but a punch tone throat?!?!” Well, it was our running joke. On Facebook early on in the dumb joke, I see an add for tee shirts that say “I’m gonna to punch you in the throat”. After that, I knew the phone listens to absolutely anything.

iPhone people, ever had your Siri wake up and complete a sentence you were saying when you didn’t even say “hey Siri” and you were completely randomly talking to someone else not even using your phone?
 
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trav55 said:
I work with a girl that always said “I’m gonna punch you in the throat”. I always said “that’s pretty harsh! Just slap me or something, but a punch tone throat?!?!” Well, it was our running joke. On Facebook early on in the dumb joke, I see an add for tee shirts that say “I’m gonna to punch you in the throat”. After that, I knew the phone listens to absolutely anything.

iPhone people, ever had your Siri wake up and complete a sentence you were saying when you didn’t even say “hey Siri” and you were completely randomly talking to someone else not even using your phone?
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Col. Angus said:
I took a **** today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I **** you not.
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Good to know, Col. Thanks for the report.
 
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Willy4UK said:
On the way to work with the lil lady today. I am singing the jingle to her "the best part of waking up is having Foldgers in your cup"

I **** you not. She got an email from Foldgers on her Gmail acct about 5 minutes later. She's never received and email from Foldgers before.
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That’s a thing

Eventually I’m convinced we’ll be encouraged to have the “uplink” in your body — and the network will be blended with AI

perfect hell of the hive-mind and the death of the will
 
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Willy4UK said:
On the way to work with the lil lady today. I am singing the jingle to her "the best part of waking up is having Foldgers in your cup"

I **** you not. She got an email from Foldgers on her Gmail acct about 5 minutes later. She's never received and email from Foldgers before.
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That's funny.... and my story...
Was in a Lowes, looking at an Alexa, and a Google Home unit... Young guy is standing close by and I ask... "you know anything about these?"...

He said he had an Alexa... He tells me be careful with them... Said, they say they don't listen but as a test he and his wife talked about cat food just to see... Said, we don't have a cat!... Next thing he notices cat food ads popping up on websites... So I hear ya Willy4... Big Brother is real and it's today.
 
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robo222 said:
That's funny.... and my story...
Was in a Lowes, looking at an Alexa, and a Google Home unit... Young guy is standing close by and I ask... "you know anything about these?"...

He said he had an Alexa... He tells me be careful with them... Said, they say they don't listen but as a test he and his wife talked about cat food just to see... Said, we don't have a cat!... Next thing he notices cat food ads popping up on websites... So I hear ya Willy4... Big Brother is real and it's today.
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Damn right.

No one wants cat food when you got no damn cat. Absurd!
 
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Col. Angus said:
I took a **** today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I **** you not.
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Have you ever tried absorbing your feces?
 
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They’re always listening... always. Kidding (sort of )

I find it kinda funny that people are all in a dither about this Facebook stuff... lol , it’s like wtf did you expect ? Are you surprised ? What’s even better is I’ll see people bashing Facebook, screaming about Facebook and how terrible Mark Z is... ON FACEBOOK !?!
People aren’t up in arms about instagram (Facebook owned) or WhatsApp (Facebook owned) or Snapchat / Twitter etc... all of which have/ use your private “data”
Let’s not even get started on the Amazon Alexa/ google home pod things ...
 
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I was talking to a guy at work today. He said of his wife, "She's lazier than me." So to make him laugh I decide to YouTube the parody song "Mama She's Lazy" and play it for him.

I enter "mama she's" and the auto complete suggestion is lazy. I watch hard rock videos and rasslin on YouTube. It took me back a bit. Maybe it's nothing, but Damn it was an odd coincidence.
 
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What happened to me was I was just tripping out like we all do making phone ringing noises, blehlehlehlehlehlut blehlehlehlehlut blelehlehlehlehlut and then the phone really did ring. Talk about chills
 
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trav55 said:
I work with a girl that always said “I’m gonna punch you in the throat”. I always said “that’s pretty harsh! Just slap me or something, but a punch tone throat?!?!” Well, it was our running joke. On Facebook early on in the dumb joke, I see an add for tee shirts that say “I’m gonna to punch you in the throat”. After that, I knew the phone listens to absolutely anything.

iPhone people, ever had your Siri wake up and complete a sentence you were saying when you didn’t even say “hey Siri” and you were completely randomly talking to someone else not even using your phone?
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Siri thing happened to me. **** is real
 
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Guys, I think this goes deeper than just phones. I just poured my first glass of Makers and 8 seconds later a Makers Mark commercial comes on TV. I’ve been in Santa Fe for a week and haven’t seen a bourbon commercial until now.
 
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