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jameslee32

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Just fixed Joey Votto with that stuff. Hopefully good as new and ready for the season.
 
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Frequently use Huntington Bank’s Diamond Seats a lot every season. It is no secret to us regulars that Mr. Votto does play for the Reds, but at the same time plays for the other team. Heard he was having boy issues the last few seasons. Not a good combo with his getting older in age.
 
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JCKY22711 said:
Frequently use Huntington Bank’s Diamond Seats a lot every season. It is no secret to us regulars that Mr. Votto does play for the Reds, but at the same time plays for the other team. Heard he was having boy issues the last few seasons. Not a good combo with his getting older in age.
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Omg!!!!
Not what I heard. I heard Joey Votto likes women who dress like men but act like women.
 
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I had a bought a two-pack of Gorilla Glue a few years ago. It was the cheapest available at Walmart at the time so I got that even though I only wanted one bottle. Well anyways, few weeks ago I went to open the new bottle and the glue was useless as it had dried into a brick despite having been sealed and never opened before.
 
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A few years ago I'd have sworn it was an Onion article. In a broader sense, life in this country has become like the Onion.
 
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wildcatsboston1984 said:
I had a bought a two-pack of Gorilla Glue a few years ago. It was the cheapest available at Walmart at the time so I got that even though I only wanted one bottle. Well anyways, few weeks ago I went to open the new bottle and the glue was useless as it had dried into a brick despite having been sealed and never opened before.
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Original Gorilla Glue or their version of super glue?
 
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Hank Camacho

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wildcatsboston1984 said:
I had a bought a two-pack of Gorilla Glue a few years ago. It was the cheapest available at Walmart at the time so I got that even though I only wanted one bottle. Well anyways, few weeks ago I went to open the new bottle and the glue was useless as it had dried into a brick despite having been sealed and never opened before.
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I'll buy you another bottle if you will pour it on your keyboard.
 
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JCKY22711 said:
Frequently use Huntington Bank’s Diamond Seats a lot every season. It is no secret to us regulars that Mr. Votto does play for the Reds, but at the same time plays for the other team. Heard he was having boy issues the last few seasons. Not a good combo with his getting older in age.
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Joey's had bat issues...what in the hell are you going on about.
 
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...ccidentally-applied-gorilla-glue-to-hair/amp/
TikToker has landed in the hospital after she jumped on the Gorilla Glue bandwagon — saying she “accidentally” applied the heavy-duty adhesive to her hair.

“I don’t know what to do. This was an accident. I didn’t mean to put Gorilla Glue in my hair,” Avani Reyes whines in one of several clips posted to the site.

This reminds me of the morning when I grabbed the stihl instead of my razor. Now that was a close shave.
 
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