Greg’s notebook

[RUChet]

Let’s have some fun since we have nothing to cheer for!

Come up with some good 1 liners you think Greg meticulously writes down all game every game!

I’ll start it off:

“Run up the middle more”

 

[Randal7]

What in the world is he writing in there. He should auction that sucker off

 

[cRURah]

There were some good closeups of the notebook on the telecast yesterday. Every page appeared blank. Go figure.

 

[MrsScrew]

My friend found this outside the stadium when he left at the start of the 4th quarter vs Michigan. I think it sums everything up nicely (and yes he really found this)

 

[NewHondo77]

Choose violence

 

[NewHondo77]

Make sure to thank the press for covering us

 

[Shelby65]

Shopping list (Joe):
Cranberry sauce (jellied)
Cream cheese
English muffins
Low sodium ham
Bread
Cheerios
Milk
Triscuits
Frozen chicken quarters

 

[RU-Hunter]

 

[RW90]

1. Don’t freeze kickers in 50 mph gusts.
2. Returning kicks baaaad. Too risky.
3. Recruiting linemen and edge rushers are overrated.
4. CHOP cause it sounds good when you don’t know any thing else to say.
5. FAMILY. Hire them whenever you can.

 

[RUinPinehurst]

Sudoku.

 

[RUChet]

Or “don’t try to fool the other team”

 

[rosenst2]

"I actually don't know what I'm doing. I think they finally figured it out"

 

[Knight Shift]

 

[mdk02]

We gotta get that fieldhouse

 

[scarletrat99]

Some day our best can beat umass

How come every dang team has a superstar at qb?

Do I have any more sons to hire?

 

[tico brown]

The ball is the program

 

[Anon1751505680]

1. Don't allow kick or punt returns
2. Always remember - Al likes me so I must get doing a good job

 

[RutgersRaRa]

"Playing to win is bayad, mmkay."

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

“Well, once again, we’re stuck in the forest with no way out.”

 

[Rokodesh]

"can't believe these morons are still paying me"

 

[RedTeamUpstream94]

I’m good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me

 

[RUShea]

Lenny=white
Carl=black.

 

[Sweet Pea's Corner]

 

[Knight Shift]

All the ingredients are stale.

 

[AnonAmoose26]

"Dear diary, that meanie in Section 119 Row 31 called me a bad name again today..."

 

[RUChet]

Have to practice that play again 1000 times in practice so we can gain 3 instead of 2 yards

 

[RCBeta]

Order this book from Amazon.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

“Well, someone left the cake out in the rain … again.”

 

[LotusAggressor_rivals]

“Well, someone left the cake out in the rain … again.”

"I don't think I can take it. Cause it took so long to bake it. And I'll never use that recipe again."

 

[AreYouNUTS]

"Remember to look at the crowd, smile and fist-pump, after sprinting onto the field to call a useless timeout late in the 1st half.'

 

[AreYouNUTS]

"I need new sons."

 

[LotusAggressor_rivals]

Deception is for suckers.

4 things can happen when you throw the ball, and 3 of them are bad.

Have QBs eyes checked for color blindness.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

“Remember to offer undeserved praise for the unavailable players to help build excuse narrative for the upcoming or recent defeat.”

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

"Remember to look at the crowd, smile and fist-pump, after sprinting onto the field to call a useless timeout late in the 1st half.'

I wondered about that; did someone in the crowd cheer him on for that sprint? Seemed odd at the time.

 

[Caliknight]

Wait he really fist bumped a to? If one of his players was playing one crowd he’d have a conniption.

 

[AreYouNUTS]

“

Wait he really fist bumped a to? If one of his players was playing one crowd he’d have a conniption.

Oh yeah…he did….live!

 

[Knight Shift]

Bring sunglasses and visor to next game-Don't forget!!!

 

[tomatocan]

Make sure to squint when playing night games.

 

[RU on Manns Planet]

Why did I call that time out versus Illinois?

 

[satnom]

WHAT WORKS LIST
- That didn’t work
- That didnt work
- That also didn’t work.
- That might work.
* Ok. That also didn’t work.

GO RU